Sunday, November 06, 2011
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Rogue Antivirus: The most common computer virus and what to do about it
To the untrained professional this might sound like these people are covering up for the fact that they are embarrassed about having a virus, as if the only way they could have contracted one was by visiting questionable web sites.
But I happen to know better.
There are MANY innocent ways to pick up a computer bug and what I’m going to write about here is currently one of the most common… Rogue Antivirus.
How did THAT get on there?
Think about pop-up ads. We see them all the time on the internet and think nothing of them. Whether it’s our local newspaper web site, favorite music download spot or major retail store - we simply close them and move on.
This is the exact same method that the evil virus people use. The only difference is, their pop-up window isn’t an ad. Instead, it’s an ominous warning that looks exactly like a legitimate virus software product telling you that your computer has been infected.
Here’s one example:
Now, here’s where the problem begins. If you were to simply do nothing and close your browser screen you would most likely be fine and virus-free. But since this kind of warning looks so legitimate, many people choose to click either the “Remove All Spyware” or the “Ignore” button, which then triggers the actual virus to download and execute its installation onto your computer. By the way, it doesn’t matter which button you choose, the “Ignore” button will install the virus as well.
At this point you may even be reminded by Windows that you’re about to install an executable program that could contain a virus, but since we’re so programmed to click “Ok” every time we install something in the first place, we choose to ignore this warning and continue. “Besides,” you’re thinking, “ how else am I supposed to get this virus removal program updated so it can clean off the virus it says I have?”
Of course once you execute the fake virus removal program it’s too late. Your computer is infected for real.
Why didn’t my virus protection catch it?
Because, the first it time was presented (as the fake virus protection screen) it was just a harmless “pop up” and not an actual virus. It didn’t become a virus until you clicked on one of the buttons and authorized it to download the virus onto your computer. THAT’S why this one is so tricky!
So how do I know I just ran a fake virus program if it looks real?
The first way you know is because your gut will tell you that something went wrong. We don’t normally get presented with a warning that we have a virus so our first instinct is to follow the directions we’ve so conveniently been presented to remove it. And that’s how the virus people are hoping we will react. If we slow down and check some things out before we click the “Remove all spyware” button like the one on the example above, we will discover that the program we are looking at is not actually the same program we are using for our virus protection (i.e. Mcafee or Norton). So far, no fake virus program I’ve seen has been good enough to mimic the actual screens of the product you have installed.
The next way you’ll know you’ve run a fake virus program is because your computer will start acting up… usually within a few hours to a couple of days. After that you won’t even be able to use your computer because the only thing you’ll be presented with are more fake screens. And left untreated, your computer will no longer even boot up and may eventually get to the point where the only cure is a full blown reinstall of the operating system. Yuk.
What do I do now?
If you encounter some version of the fake antivirus program I’ve describe above you should follow these steps immediately:
1. The FIRST thing you should do is close your internet browser. Then open up your “real” virus protection software and check to make sure it is up to date. If not, run the updater (if you can) to get its current definitions. This, of course, is assuming you actually have something like McAfee, Norton, Microsoft Security Essentials or AVG installed and running on your system.
2. Next, unplug your Ethernet cable and disable your wireless connection. You need to do this because the longer you are connected to the internet, the more damage the virus can do. The initial install of the virus has most likely opened up a direct port to a malicious server that will continue to download nasty things onto your computer. If you disconnect the internet you can minimize that possibility.
3. Run your actual virus protection software. If you haven’t waited too long and you have decent software, it should catch the bug and zap it.
4. If your software isn’t fixing it, or worse yet won’t even run, then the virus has probably dug itself in too deep and you’ll need to take more extreme measures to remove it. Some people have luck finding their own solution on the internet and other people choose to have it fixed professionally. The level of success you’ll have is directly related to the length of time you’ve let the virus run rampant. By far the easiest computers I’ve cleaned are the ones where the customers have simply hit the power button and turned off their computer the first time they suspected the infection. In other cases where they’ve waited too long, I’ve had to deliver the bad news that their only option is a total reformat. Again, yuk.
So hopefully this article will help prevent at least one person from getting this nasty virus in the future. However if it does manage to happen - by all means don't be embarrassed. These people have spent years figuring out the best way to trick us... and millions of people fall for it every day.
Happy, safe computing!
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
10 reasons I don't blog as much as I used to
Oh I know, I hear the talk behind my back...
"he used to blog so much more"
"he used to be so funny"
"it's just so sad"
Please don't judge... I have reasons... exculpations... I HAVE SEMI-PLAUSABLE EXCUSES!
For example:
2. The only free time I have to blog is on the train, and I'm pretty sure the tracks for the line I ride were laid in the late 1800s. Therefore, the bouncing, bumping and swaying I have to endure makes me trainsick.
3. Old football injury to my 5th phalange
4. Way too many shiny objects around me
5. The last time I was abducted by aliens the brain scan damaged my right cerebral cortex
6. I've decided to go "old school" instead. If you like, I can write out additional copies and mail them to you.
(please allow 4-6 months for delivery)
7. I heard that blogging is only for narcissistic, ego-centric, writer wannabees and didn't want to be associated with people like that.
8. I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
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9. I decided to finally check out some other bogs, and quite frankly I don't see the appeal.
10. I was becoming too famous and it was ruining my quality of life.
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Wednesday, December 01, 2010
Train Lady
Then there's the woman who sat down directly across from me on the train this morning, even though there were 3 other empty sets of seats immediately around us. And when I say "directly" across from me?... I don't mean in the seat kitty-corner across, I mean the seat directly across from me. You know, knees-to-knees.
"Good morning!" she beamed. And then things just got weird from that point on.
Ok, weird-er.
For the next 3 minutes this overly comfortable train lady proceeded to unpack several items from her purse, naming them as she went: "pills... chapstick... cellphone... iPod..." in some kind of bizarre pre-flight preparation of her daily ride-tual.
And then suddenly, as if suffering from a surprise leg cramp, she whipped off her left shoe and thrust her foot up onto the baseboard heater between my right leg and the wall - literally wedging it between them. Instinctively I curled my legs back under my seat so she wasn't touching me.
"Ahh, I like to put my foot on the heater. I have to take these pills. So many pills. I should check my battery. Yep my phone needs to be charged. These ones are for an infection that doesn't seem to want to heal. Boy it's cold outside. I like to sleep on the train. The government wants me to be fresh for my job. I hope I'm not disturbing you."
And so there I sat with this stupid half-grin on my face pretending to be working on my laptop, careful to not say a word in fear that she would REALLY start blathering on. This went on for another 2 or 3 minutes until as if on cue, she put on her Cybill Shepherd sunglasses, leaned back against the headrest and went to sleep, which of course only made it look like she was staring at me for the next 45 minutes.
I don't know why she chose to sit across from me. Maybe I looked friendly. Or maybe she realized the train would be full by the time we got to Fridley and she thought it would be better to sit with somebody she approved of right away rather than take her chances with someone else later. You know, someone who might possibly judge her or make fun of her. Or blog about her.
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Saturday, November 27, 2010
Christmas Magic
That's how I remember Christmas when I was a little boy. Every season filled with a warm, familiar routine that felt comfortable... exciting... magical. Maybe it was the promise of presents or maybe it was the music and decorations, but whatever it was, it left these memories with me for eternity.
Magic.
Glass choir angels floating on cotton ball clouds on the TV console. Packages sprinkled with pine needles under the tree. Blurry bulbs glowing through frosted windows from the eves outside.
Hardly able to wait until Rudolph and Charlie Brown aired for their one and only showing of the year.
Magic.
Installing huge cardboard K-D-A-L letters in the front window in hopes that we would win the radio station's prize that year.
Magic.
Bing, Dean and Nat insisting we have a merry little Christmas from crackly records on a HiFi stereo.
Magic.
Watching the news on Christmas eve as the anchorman interrupts the broadcast to inform us that the airport has detected an unidentified flying object on radar.
Magic.
Strategically placing a giant stocking on the couch before heading into the bedroom for an impossible attempt at sleep.
Magic.
Cousins bursting through the door for their annual visit that included hiding behind forbidden garment bags, ghost story sleepovers in the basement and eating all but the butterscotch-flavored rolls from their requisite books of Lifesavers.
Magic.Personal loaves of Grandma's brown bread, toasted slices smothered in butter, filling the house with intoxicating desire.
Magic.
Being 5, 6, maybe even 7 years old and secretly believing I was right about Santa Claus and everyone else just didn't know any better.
Magic.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
The MF'ing Blog Tour - Final Participant
Once upon a time I was a famous blogger.
Well, at least in my mind.
And at that time I belonged to a very special community of bloggers of all varieties. There were humor bloggers, daddy bloggers, photography bloggers, mommy bloggers, cat bloggers, bra bloggers (no really), and even cartoon bloggers. And, as every one of you who blogs or has blogged knows, the greatest thing about blogging is the friendships you build.
While I was experiencing my 4 years of fame, I “met” a quirky guy from Ripon, CA who had a blog called “Mattress Police.” Rob Kroese is his name and writing is his game.
Rob, aka “Diesel” to his readers, is my favorite kind of blogger… funny. Diesel has a “unique” perspective on life as well as a talent for expressing it. Everyday observations to you and me become colorfully twisted possibilities to him. You have an unidentified switch on your dashboard? Diesel has a complete analysis about his. You hire someone to do a little landscaping? Diesel hires the neighbor kid and writes controversial hilarity. That’s just how things work with him.
*THEY* said he couldn’t do it. *THEY* said he would be wasting his time - and yet *THEY* were wrong. Not only did Rob (I have to change his name back to “Rob” now because from this point forward he is a published author) write a hysterical novel about an angel named Mercury who has been put in charge of the Apocalypse, but he also defied all odds when Amazon republished his novel under their own AmazonEncore label this fall. Since then, Mercury Falls has spent several days in the number one spot in Amazon’s science fiction category. That’s pretty fricken cool.
So check it out Rob’s new book here: http://robertkroese.com. In fact, check out ALL his books there. He’s written like twenty of them. Ok, only three… but three really funny ones. So that’s like 20 bad ones. No, that didn’t come out right. I meant it’s like taking all the funny out of 20 books and cramming it into three of his books. Whatever… just check it out!
Ed: I have in no way been forced to or bribed into writing this review. I just really like Rob’s work and think the 4 of you should check it out as well. Read More......
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Sunday, November 07, 2010
Mr. Know-It-All
Holy canolli… it’s been a long time!
But the last time we did this you all left a ton of excellent questions so I have a ton of excellent answers! Let’s get right to it, shall we?
I’ll start first with this one left by my dad Bill on Facebook, after wondering why it has taken me so long to write a blog post.
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
Five weeks (to win a game of) solitaire. How many weeks to write a new blog?
- Bill
Dear Bill,
Believe it or not, every post published here on View From The Cloud is a thoroughly vetted work of legitimate journalism. However, some stories take longer than others to produce based on the subject matter. For example this one took five weeks like you mentioned because I was doing scientific research on how brain exercise via game stimulation increases your cognitive ability to ignore blogging.
And so it varies. But in general, here’s how long it takes me to write posts in these various categories:
- Poop – Immediately… they just seem to plop right out.
- Billisms – I’m STILL accumulating material... so about 84 years.
- Dear Diary – Way too long. Every time I start to read my old diary I have flashbacks that take several hours to snap out of.
- The St. Cloud Skate Plaza – 4 years!
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
1. Is it a bad sign when your neck starts cracking every time you tilt it to one side?
2. Is it a bad sign when my keyboard no longer has the letters embossed on the keys (e, a, s, d, v, n, m, o in particular)?
- Michelle
Dear Michelle,
1. No, but if Pez candy starts shooting out of your mouth you may want to get that checked.
2. I don’t know if it’s bad, but apparently the only things you ever seem to write about are:mad ovens, damn mavens, sad venom, man doves, van domes and nads demos.
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
1. Why do you wear spats and no shoes?
2. Is there REALLY a Frostbite Falls, Minnesota? If so, do you have a good mall?
- Maureen
Dear Maureen,
1. Shouldn't you be more concerned that I'm wearing spats and no pants?
2. What are you saying, I made up my birthplace? What… you want to see proof of my birth certificate? I suppose next you’re going to start calling me a moose-lum terrorist.
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
1. Why does my cat's breath smell so rank but then her fur (which she washes with her rank-breathed mouth) always smells so nice?
2. Is it true that food eaten between the hours of midnight and 3 AM have no calories? (please please please)
- JD
Dear JD,
1. Easy. Her flypaper-like tongue is collecting the stink particles off her butt fur and storing them in her mouth. Now, go get those kitty kisses!
2. Well, that depends. If you’re eating rice cakes and diet Coke then yes, very few calories. But if you’re like everyone else who has had too much to drink at that time of the morning and you’re eating an entire pizza, several microwave burritos, and 16 hard shells from Taco Bell then maybe. I’ll need to do a little field research on that and get back to you.
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
1. What is the title of the tune from "Kill Bill Vol One" that Darryl Hannah is whistling?
2. Which candy bar is the absolute best, in your opinion?
3. Can you tell the difference between 200 and 400 thread count sheets?
- Roger
Dear Roger,
1. The nerve of you to ask! That haunting tune, written by Benard Hermann, is called Twisted Nerve.
2. No contest… Metho Cups. They’re positively addicting!
3. Yes, it’s about $19.
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
You seem to have a penchant for weird and/or gross food. What exactly is in a fruitcake?
- Mom Thumb
Dear Mom Thumb,
I’ll answer that when you tell me what a penchant is. Is that like a bunch of people yelling “BIC! BIC! BIC! BIC!”??? Anyway, fruitcakes contain all the little spare things that end up in the bottom of your pencil drawer - like erasers, ear plugs and rubber stamps.
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
1. My neighbor has to mow his lawn twice weekly in the summer. He fertilizes his lawn. How can I make him understand that when you fertilize, you make it grow more, hence mowing more, hence disturbing all his neighbors more?
2. What happened to Paris Hilton? You never heard anything about her anymore. Who do I thank for that?
- Kathy
Dear Kathy,
1. The real issue here is that he’s too damn noisy and he doesn’t realize it. So… the next time he mows his lawn, you and your husband should go outside wearing those big headphone things like airport maintenance people use, and then start waving ship signal flags at each other to communicate. If he doesn’t notice that, get two electric megaphones like swat teams use and start having a conversation about what’s for dinner. If THAT doesn’t work walk over and shoot his lawnmower with a shotgun. Of course try to save that as a last resort.
2. Sorry, but your Paris-free days are nearly over. Last I heard she was negotiating a new reality TV show called Prison Ain’t No Hilton. In fact, I understand she is planning to commit a new felony every season.
Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
1. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2. When I make my aluminum foil helmet so the government can't read my thoughts, which side should be facing my head: the shiny side or the non-shiny side?
- Janna
Dear Janna,
1. What do you mean… African or European? Actually, you'll find a complete answer here.
2. Always keep the shiny side out. Especially when you can't take the "voices" anymore and finally decide to put your head in the oven.
So that's it for now folks. Stay tuned for more!
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010
What's wrong with this picture?
I'm trying. Really I am.
But I had no idea my job was going to be so hard. IBM actually expects you to work. Like all day and stuff! Can you imagine? And by the time I get on the train to come home, the only thing my brain wants to do is play solitaire (btw, have any of you ever won the 4-suit level of Spider Solitaire? Is it even possible?)
Nonetheless, I'm pretty sure I'll get back to writing again soon. It's just going to take a little more time to get into a routine. That, and a solitaire win.
In the meantime, I found this ad for the iPhone 4 kind of interesting, because there's actually something wrong with it. Can you spot the error? (you may need to enlarge it to see it)
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Coming up...
Ok, I thought I was going to be able to write every other day like I used to in my glory days of blogging, but alas... life continues to get in the way.
For one thing, I was supposed to have all this time on the train FIVE days a week to do whatever I wanted... you know - read, rite (no, not rithmetic) or just listen to music. But fortunately I am already working from home 2 days/wk which means I've now lost 2/5 of my reserved blog time. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I'd much rather be working from home than commuting and blogging. Well, actually I'd rather be just blogging... but that's not an option.
- The progress of the skate plaza. Go here if you want to read the back stories and go here if you want to see the current story.
- The continuation of my "On The Road" series including membership banter from this FB group: I Played in a Gabe Garland Band.
- Our shrinking nest and how we went from having 4 children in the house to only one, literally overnight. Also, how we now plan to live in a van down by the river instead of our mega-sized house.
- The stress associated with working in a HUGE skyscraper with THOUSANDS of people and never being able to find a secluded bathroom stall to do my business in. If you know me, you know this is an issue.
-And finally, more fun from Mr. Know It All. Remember him? He's the guy who will answer all of your inane questions with even more inane answers. And thanks to you, he has tons of bizarre inquires to address from his last post.
So thank you everyone for hanging in there and not deleting me from your feed readers. It was really sweet to come back online to all of your friendly faces. You guys are, and always have been, THE BEST!
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010
10 fun ways to utilize my hour commute on the train
2. Drawing caricatures (with disproportionately large heads) of other passengers and taping them on the wall
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4. Making it my mission to use the toilets on all 9 cars
5. Learning to play the accordion
6. Reading the entire series of "... for Dummies" books
7. Pretending to have loud arguments on my cell phone with my wife
8. Eating egg salad sandwiches and hot steaming bowls of kimchi
9. Unnecessarily sitting next to someone even though there are plenty of empty seats, and coughing uncontrollably for the entire hour
10. Nearly dying in my sleep 197 times due to sleep apnea, only to wake up each time with a loud disturbing "SNNNOOORRRKKK!" sound Read More......
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