Thursday, May 04, 2006

Send in the Clowns

How can you tell when the gas prices are too high?

Easy.



It's the only time you'll see me make the 80 mile trip to our corporate office in this:


So what's the big deal? It's just a plain old Geo Prism. A lot of people drive small cars like this.

True, but not when they're 6' 4" and they fit inside like this:

Seriously. Everytime I get out of this thing I expect to see 25 clowns pile out behind me.

So why did I drive it to Minneapolis three times within the last two weeks?

Because it gets 47 miles to the gallon.

Apparently gas prices are too high.

6 comments:

Mooselet said...

So, I guess driving with your knees is not a problem for you?

Leaves your hands free to comb your hair... oh, wait... :-)

Harmonica Man said...

Ouch! But I still have to give you credit for a good one. In my defense though, my hair is actually sticking to the ceiling because of the static created by my head rubbing on it. No, really.

Chanakin said...

Take the front seat out and drive from the back.

Have bail money.

Linda said...

Please describe the process of extracting yourself from this vehicle after 80 miles.

Harmonica Man said...

Linda - They have to use the "jaws of life," but it's getting expensive having to buy all these Geos!

Dad said...

Jeff: Don"t conplain--I know you get paid mileage! ---