Good news for St. Cloud... WE'RE GETTING A HOOTERS!
It's about time! Just when I thought we would NEVER have a fine dining establishment to eat at? Problem solved.
Now finally FINALLY, I have a new "go to" place when I need a new place to go. St. Cloud has long been delinquent of good versatile restaurant choices - you know, places that can fit the bill no matter what type of dinner plans you might have.
For example, just imagine how helpful it will be to have a Hooters in these situations:
Mother's Day. No longer will you have to worry about those long lines and bothersome reservations.
Anniversary dinner. Nothing says "I love you" like an intimate dinner with just you and your wife - free from all the annoying distractions that most restaurants are known for. At Hooters you won't be bothered by some "Mr. Know-it-all" waiter who is trying to impress you with his knowledge of fine French wines.
Kids' birthdays. Give your son the birthday he will never forget. Not only do they offer a complementary dessert, but there are balloons EVERYWHERE!
Business lunches. Just last week I was looking for an appropriate environment in which to conduct an employment interview with a female candidate. Hooter's policy of generously employing college women is the perfect example of how an equal opportunity employer should operate, and one place I would be proud to be associated with.
So you can see why I'm excited. For years I've been embarrassed to take my visiting relatives or parish priest out to dinner around here. The choices have just been so lame.
Now I no longer have to worry about that - we have the perfect place!