Every blogger has them. Most of them are innocent enough but some are downright twisted. As well, some are funny while others are just plain stupid.
I've done this before, as have many others - but I always find it amusing.
What I'm referring to is listing a few of the search strings that have led some poor lost souls to my blog. Given the notion that people have actually keyed these words into an internet search engine, you sometimes have to wonder what was going through their minds at the time.
For example, this first set of searches all probably came from this post. These are just four of the dozens of urinary queries my readers have placed:
trying not to pee my pants - Since it's safe to assume a toddler wasn't using Google, I'd have to recommend Depends.
big pee pee woman - Tell me about it. Who isn't looking for a woman with a giant bladder!
remove pee dog - Yes, please put the pee dog outside. Thank you.
bad aim son pee - This of course could have come from ANY mom who is potty training her first boy.
Then you have the kinkier types:
sex tape - For when you've misplaced your handcuffs and need something to bind her hands in a hurry.
naked sturgis rally pictures - Be careful what you're asking for here. I'm just saying. I've been there.
Here's one from the culinary sect:
alton brown soup - Hey, if you can get ahold of his old bath water - more power to ya!
And finally, from one concerned reader who apparently doesn't want to step into the wrong type of relationship once again:
can maggots hurt people? - Only the really insensitive ones.