Here's my latest list of goofy Google search strings that have led people to my blog - with my witty commentary attached of course.
This is something I've done a few times before, and I've seen other people do as well. But I still get a chuckle out of it every time, probably because of the idea that someone actually sat down at their computer and legitimately typed one of these in hoping to find an answer to their query.
God help them.
not allowed to pee - I'm pretty sure this one came from Guantanamo. They've really taken this whole torture thing too far.
needle hit nerve giving blood - I'm with ya dude. Having needles poked into my arms gets on my nerves too.
extreme cloud viewing - One of the less popular X Games events last year.
video man bathroom dead poop - I'm speechless. How do you even comment on this one.
flip the finger at motorcycle drivers - Let me know how that works out for you. I've heard the Hell's Angels have a terrific sense of humor.
i did not bleed on my wedding night - Congratulations, I'd say you're off to a good start!
need help stop sneezing - Such an impassioned plea. Please, please, please... can't anyone do something for this poor soul!
harmonica funny man - Well, at least we know there's one who's found the right place!