Is This You?
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Because if it is...
YOU ARE MY 10,000TH VISITOR!!!
And - if you would like to be featured as my "grand prize reader", simply send me a short bio of yourself along with a picture - and I will publish a flattering post all about you!
Just imagine how your life will change with your new-found 15 milliseconds of fame. For a fleeting moment you will enjoy such celebrity perks as...
- eating at the finest Arby's - WITHOUT A RESERVATION!
- reading a book featured in the Oprah book club
- renting a limo for your next visit to the
- wearing clothes you didn't purchase on sale
The list goes on and on, but be careful - these perks are not to be taken lightly. Many a common person has been ruined for life after suffering from the spoils of fame.
So if you are secure enough to handle it, go ahead and grab the brass ring and run with it. All you have to do is reveal yourself to the world, and the world will be yours!
But just remember... like Uncle Ben said in Spider-Man:
"With great power comes great responsibility"