I don't know about you, but I like my shower to have some horsepower - you know, so it can blast the funk off my bod and find its way into the necessary cracks and crev... Nevermind. You get the picture I'm sure.
So when I stepped into the shower in my hotel this morning and found this...
... I had to ask myself one question: Why would a hotel put such a stupid showerhead in the shower???
Well, while I was in the shower for the half hour it took me to complete my business under my "gentle rain," I came up with three possible reasons.
1. They're trying to attract customers from arid regions who only experience the "rainy season" a few days a year.
2. They use the showers to water the hotel's hanging baskets when the rooms are vacant.
3. The late Gene Kelly owned this hotel chain and thought everything he touched should have a Singin' in the Rain theme.
Wait, I think that's it. Because now that I'm all showered and dressed...
I FEEL LIKE DANCING!!!!