Would you die if you were put in a microwave for 2 minutes?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. A microwave cooks from the inside out so right away your blood would probably start to gel and then you'd die.
* * *
What about for 30 seconds. Would that kill you?
I'm not sure, but I'm sure it wouldn't help you.
Hey, maybe the radiation would give you super powers. You know, like Spider-Man!
No, he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Microwaves are different. You'd only end up with microwave powers, and they'd probably be pretty lame.
You know, like the ability to pop a bag of popcorn by holding it. Or heat up pizza rolls by waving your hands over them. You'd probably be pretty popular at college parties, but other than that you'd be pretty lame.
Heh. I think it'd be sweet. I could make Ramen noodles like anywhere I was. Like if I was skating somewhere I could just throw em in a bowl with water and they'd be like ready.
* * *
What would happen if you were in a microwave for only 5 seconds. Would that do anything?
Hmm. That's hard to say. Maybe not right away but you'd probably end up with some weird kind of cancer in a few years.
Oh. Well then I guess I won't try it.