The other day I was sitting down next to a co-worker in the front of the office when my body sent a signal that it was time for a quick bio break.
So, the same way we all do when we are "called" like this, I stood up to begin my exit to the restroom. However, in this case, a little pocket of gas was waiting for that precise moment to release itself.
In front of my entire staff.
All I know is this... I might as well be working with a herd of elephants because I guarantee these people will not forget this as long as I live.
So, now that I've "spilled the beans" so to speak, maybe I can at least get something in return for this life sentence. Yes, that's right - now it's your turn! Tell me about YOUR most horrific honk, traumatic toot or rattling rip. Don't be shy, be like me and STAND UP AND BE HEARD!
Seriously though, I think it would be great fun to hear your most embarrassing fart stories either here in the comments - or better yet, in a post if you have a blog. But just don't try to tell me you don't have a story, cause either you'd be lying - or you don't have a gastrinal intestinal tract.
But then again that would probably make a pretty good story too.