Sunday, August 19, 2007

Weekend Update

Happy Weekend everyone! A couple of quick thoughts here...

1. Your last set of comments on my Hidden Treasures post totally cracked me up. Those are the kinds of responses that tend to recharge a blogger and a good reason people do this in the first place.

Among other hilarious responses in those comments, you'll also find that Whit apparently doesn't like to wipe other people's ass crack residue on his face. At least not every day. Too funny. I can't help but wonder how many millions of people Jay Mohr converted with his routine about the soap. I think about that and laugh nearly every time I take a shower.

2. Had to go to Sam's Club yesterday. On Saturday. The day they give away free samples. The day people will actually WAIT IN LINE for a 1" square of crappy frozen pizza.
Riddle me this though - why do they make you show your club card on the way IN?

3. My oldest son Brandon is all growed up. Just last week he got his driver's license and now tomorrow we're taking him to Michigan to tour a college. The three of us (Brandon, my wife and me) are going to do the red-eye "12-hour drive each way" thing. You may not hear from me for a few days but I'm sure I'll be writing about that when I get back.

{Warning - sap alert!}

4. And finally last, but certainly MOST important - I want to wish my darling wife a very Happy 18th Anniversary! Sweetheart, when I met you I never thought I could love anyone more. It turns out I was wrong, because I love you more every day I know you.

Hey folks, don't say I didn't warn you! Just make sure to flush when you're done throwing up.

20 comments:

Charli said...

I love you too sweetie! Somehow though, this post lost some of it romance when the words "ass crack" showed up in the same post, none the less - love you!

yellojkt said...

Have fun college hunting. Make sure to collect those important stats like number of bars within walking distance of the dorms. Drinking and driving should be discouraged.

Ba Doozie said...

You have to show your club card because they don't let losers in there. No one with a club card is a loser

B. M. Lee said...

How do you get a club card if you don't already have a club card to get into Sam's Club to get one? Maybe a question for Mr. Know It All.

Mom said...

It is SO much fun to read your blog, and then the comments. I am so glad we have a computer--thanks to you!!!! We might never have gone and bought one, if you hadn't been here --seen the big sale add--and asked Dad to go along with you, and check it out!!! Love it--love it---love it!!!

Mooselet said...

Eeewww to point 1, Hmmmmm to point 2, Yeaaaaa to point 2, and Awwwwww to point 4.

Especially point 4. Congrats you two crazy kids.

Mooselet said...

Ok, that Yeaaaa is to point 3, not 2. I really must learn to proofread.

Bill said...

Brandon will be a 12 hour drive from clean laundry. At least that will keep all the girls away from him!!

Hilly said...

Wait...Whit was just rubbing his funky junk in my face the other day! So he can dish it out but not take it?

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Heather said...

Happy Anniversary!

I'm tagging you for a meme...

Whit said...

Happy Anniversary! 18 years, that's a lifetime (for 18-year-olds). Congrats.

I was going to respond to the lovely Hilly, but I think I'll just let her comment stand.

Julie Pippert said...

LOL and Happy anniversary!

Julie
Ravin' Picture Maven

Mom Thumb said...

Awww, happy anniversary! The whole college thing I don't recommend. We left our daughter in her dorm last night and I feel kind of crummy today. And she's only an hour away. Sigh.

JD said...

Happy Anniversary!

They're trying not to let homeless people line up for the crappy pizza.

That was crappy of me, wasn't it.

neva said...

yikes! i know i wasn't around over the weekend, but i can't believe i missed this, yesterday! d'oh!

that said, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY (belated) ANNIVERSARY to the two of you!! 18 years, eh? you weren't kidding when you said you guys have been married almost as long as Joel and I have. may you find yourselves more in love with each other every day, and know the joys that can only come from "sticking" it out with the same wonderful person, year after year after year!! (trust me, it happens) : ) xox

neva said...

yoiks. that was supposed to be a "happy happy joy joy" face up there. (did i mention how much i hate when those things don't "line" up?)

,,\/(^_^)\/,, peace & love to the both of you!

cathouse teri said...

*barf*

Oh good, I got that out of the way.
Great fun ahead for you all! Life is so exciting. And it just doesn't stop!

Good times to all.

Diesel said...

Congratulations! You have me beat by 4 years, but of course you're old, so it's not really fair.

cathouse teri said...

I did eighteen years of hard time myself.

Mitch McDad said...

Oh, please. Just beg for sex like I do. Don't write anymore crap like that again.

Now, I must go puke as directed.