Jeff's Laws of Blogging #7 states that if you are "consistently perplexed by something you MUST blog about it."
Why is it they can put a man on the moon (allegedly) but they can't make the stupid traffic signals smart enough to know that I'm sitting at a red light when there are no other cars within the nearest county?
* * *Why is it that it's always the last people in line that get to go to the newly opened lane at the grocery store when a cashier announces, "I can help who ever is next over here!" Shouldn't it be the person next closest to the cashier, you know, the one who has been stuck behind the old lady who has been searching for a penny in her coin pouch for the last 10 minutes?
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Why is it that I never have my camera when I need it the most? Or - if I am lucky enough to have it with me, why are the stupid batteries always dead?
* * *Unlike Mr. Know-It-All, where I answer your most perplexing questions, I am now asking for YOUR answers here. Anyone?