1. Locate your new
victim Christmas tree at the local tree farm.
off life support down the tree at the base.
3. Proudly display your ability to
overpower a defenseless tree find the perfect specimen.
4. Have the tree shaken
until it suffers from brain damage to remove the extra dead needles.
5. To prepare the tree for transport,
force it into a claustrophobic bailer that binds and gags it have the nice tree farm man wrap it up snugly.
6. To bring it home,
stuff the corpse of a tree gently place your beautiful new tree into your trunk.