Three quick things...
1. Send me to the top
Please click on this button. Don't worry, it won't ask for your credit card or start infecting your computer - I'm simply trying an experiment. So go ahead, click it and come right back.
Our good friend Diesel runs this Humor-Blogs site and I'm trying to figure out how the ranking system works. According to the help text, the more visitors you send over to his site from your own blog, the higher your score will be. Currently I'm sitting way down at around 400 of 482. Not a very impressive showing. And even though I'm really not all that interested in raising my score, I am extremely curious about how the ranking is calculated.
So if you could just "humor" me and click the link, we'll all be able to watch me shoot straight to the top in just a few days. Then, of course, once I've moved on past this post and no one clicks it anymore, I'll drop straight back down to the cellar once again where I'll be hanging out with my other bottom-dwelling friends who for sure will be having a kegger and rocking out to Def Leppard.
* update: Just a few hours into this and I've already catapulted up to 75. Keep clicking!
** update: 10:30 Monday night and I'm up to 33. Just a few more clicks and I'll be on the first page. Can you feel the excitement?
2. The nekkid spinning lady in my last post
I don't know which was funnier, the comments about the spinning or the comments about the boobs. No, it was the boobs.
Anyway, here is the unofficial tally of how you saw
them her spinning.
.left only (counterclockwise) - 8
.right only (clockwise) - 9
.both directions - 9
Hmmm, I always knew I had a well- balanced audience.
3. Come see me at the Snark
You may have noticed that I've been moonlighting over at Central Snark lately and have more or less settled into the Monday slot. Since I am barely creative enough to write 3 posts here a week I'm certainly am not going to try to write one here AND one there on Mondays as well. That's why I'm going to ask you to stop on over here today and take a peek at what I had to say about Minnesota.
It's actually pretty funny if I do say so myself. Unless you're planning on moving to Minnesota that is.