Good news everyone, according to this email I received yesterday, I don't have to work anymore!
CONFIRMATION OF EMAIL TICKET NUMBER:01-13-400ESP
This is actually very ironic timing, considering my wife Charli just got hired by a huge online banking firm who happens to have a corporate hub right here in St. Cloud.
I don't want to mention the name because I like to keep her personal business away from the potential of anyone finding their way back here, and being able to read how her dorky husband likes to write about all things poop and things like that. But let's just say she now works for a company with a logo that involves this.
So feel free to wish Charli a hearty round of congratulations. She's wanted to work for this company for a long time and is very excited to be part of the team.
But the best part?
I now have an excellent place for my new million to gather the highest interest rate on the market!