Today we are going to do something a little different.
And when I say "we" I'm referring to me and my buddy VE from VE's Fantastical Nonsense (which happens to describe his blog very well).
I've been a reader and friend of his blog for a quite a while now based on the fact that he and I share a similar, but slightly twisted sense of humor. So when VE asked me if I'd like to join him on a post I jumped at the idea. Mostly because he snuck up behind me and scared the crap out of me, but still - I jumped.
And so - welcome to our dual collaboration!
What we've done here is taken actual pieces of songs, and all you have to do is pick the right lyrics for them. Should be easy, huh? Well, lets see... go ahead and give it a shot:
Let’s start with an easy one and work our way up.
a. Hush hush we’ve been downtown and it’s scary
b. Hush hush keep it down now voices carry
c. Hush hush, keep down low there’s Jim Carey
d. Hush, hush, its cut down low on Halley Berry
e. Hush hush, we’ve been down there; Bush is scary
Ok, that was your warm up. Let’s move to a very short one, but still utterly confusing.
a. A miracle
b. A marigold
d. A mirror of gold
e. Amelia Marcos
And here's a few more.
a. Right about now, the funk’s so rubber, check it out now, the funk’s so rubber
b. Right about now, the funk soul brother, check it out now, the funk soul brother
c. Right about now, the funk sold rubbers, check it out now, the funk’s old rubbers
d. Right about now, the funk’s no other, check it out now, the funk’s old lover
e. Right about now, the fun-soaked rubbers, check it out now, the fun-soaked rubbers
a. How do I know, you have a rhino, I’m a skater, not a baker
b. Have a ladder, made of vinyl, I am scared of, being Vader
c. A mullato, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
d. A new lighter, how do I know, a big spider, I don’t need know
e. How should I know, hell if I know, I’m mistaken, I’ve been beaten
Here’s the grand master of bonus challenges. Try to get any audible lyrics from this:
I’m afraid the internet will not help you on this one. There are no known lyric sheets for this and the author declined to comment or provide any. Now he’s dead and we may never know…
We’d give you some guesses but we have no flippin’ idea what he’s saying. Perhaps you can come up with some good entries.
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