Now that I'm officially "middle aged," I'm forever looking for new ways to help keep myself in shape - but, without all that aggressive body-damaging exercise.
That's why I was so excited to find this ad in the back of our Reader's Digest today!
You can click on the picture to read it for yourself, but in case you don't feel like it, let me explain some of the wonderful features this revolutionary product offers. Here's the summary caption they provide:
Enjoy the benefits of passive exercise - just lie down, place your
ankles on the ankle rest and let the machine do the work.
But don't take my word for it. Read some of the heartfelt testimonial sticky notes for yourself:
"After using the Exerciser 2000 Elite™ twice a day for one week the swelling in my ankles went away. It has also helped my breathing..."Who couldn't use unswollen ankles AND air? I mean come on!
And what about this woman's claim that...
"Since I have been using the Exerciser 2000 Elite™ I have been regular every day..."Do I really need to say any more about that?
But this is what really sold me...
"The first thing I noticed when I started using my machine was that my feet were warm when I went to bed. They were always ice cold before."Hello! Can you say "I'll take one for my wife too please!"
This thing truly is the answer to all my prayers. But one word of caution though...
Because this product is so innovative, so cutting edge and so new to the marketplace - other less scrupulous companies may try to take advantage of your desire to own one of these miracle machines by offering you substandard knock-offs at significantly reduced prices.
DON'T FALL FOR IT!... DO NOT PAY ONE PENNY LESS THAN $359.95!
It's important that you get only the highest quality in ankle-shaking machines. Otherwise they wouldn't have printed it right here in their ad.
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