Here's something to think about...
If your car could suddenly run on milk instead of gas, it would cost less to load up your grocery cart with 16 gallons of milk and dump them into your tank every time you needed to fill up. Isn't that nuts?
The same thing goes for Mountain Dew - or any other kind of 2 liter soda when it's on sale for .99 per 2 liter bottle.
But you know what really sucks? Right now it would be cheaper to pour 170 cans of beer into your tank (at least the 30-packs of Schmidt that are on sale here*) than it would be to fill it up with gas.
And let's face it - that's just wrong.
*assuming you consider Schmidt an actual beer
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