Thursday, September 18, 2008

Quick! Right at this moment...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?

2. Are you having a good hair day?

3. Are you hungry?

4. Is something annoying you?

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?

10. What are you wearing?

47 comments:

Kathy said...

Oh, geez. A test before 8AM!
1. Neither.
2. Don't know yet. Still wet.
3. Nope. Never eat breakfast.
4. Yes. My job.
5. Nope. I'm supposed to be here answering these grueling questions.
6. A toothbrush.
7. Nope. I'm concentrating on this test.
8. Not anymore.
9. Snarkypants.com
10 Shorts and a sweater. What are you wearing?

Do I get a prize now? Like can you write me an excused absence note for work? Pretty please?

Jeff said...

Thanks for playing Kathy! I knew I could count on you to be up bright and early and ready to answer challenging questions!

Here... I'll post the questions so everyone else can copy/paste them so they're nice and easy to do decipher:

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?
2. Are you having a good hair day?
3. Are you hungry?
4. Is something annoying you?
5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?
6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?
8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?
9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?
10. What are you wearing?

Liberal Banana said...

1.) No
2.) I'm working from home today so I don't give a crap what I look like! (And so no, I'm not having a good hair day.)
3.) Yes, hungry
4.) Yes, but I won't bore you with the details
5.) No, I'm supposed to be reading your blog - it's my destiny at this moment
6.) Water
7.) No, I'm never on the phone.
8.) No, I'm good, thanks.
9.) Rude Cactus
10.) My pajamas and slippers!

Dan said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?
I'm listening to Just a minute, a radio comedy show

2. Are you having a good hair day?

2 . I'm having a no hair day, just like yesterday

3. Are you hungry?

3. I'm eating lunch, so sort of.

4. Is something annoying you?

Nope

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?

I should really be cleaning

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

Mexican Rice

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?

Nope

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?

I didn't until you mentioned it. Now i need to pee

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?

Miss Britt

10. What are you wearing?

A University of Idaho t shirt phil gave me

Jeff said...

kathy - Oh, I forgot to answer your questions. I'm wearing nylon Nike jogging pants and a maroon sweatshirt. Yes, your prize is my deepest gratitude. Yes, I'll email you your note, and if you give it to your boss I guarantee you'll never work again!

liberal banana - Who knew my blog would be your destiny. This is like, so weird!

dan - What, no pants? Please tell me your not one of those people who blog... Well you know what I mean.

Maureen said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?
On the radio: "So What" by Pink

2. Are you having a good hair day?
Kinda. Maybe. No, not really come to think of it....

3. Are you hungry?
Nope. I'm eating granola.

4. Is something annoying you?
Yes. My granola is getting soggy while I attempt to come up with wittyish responses to a 10 question poll.

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?
Um. Working. Shhhhh....

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Granola... aren't you listening?

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?
Um. No. If I were on the phone, typing this AND eating granola, I would need four arms. Which I don't.

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?
Ug! No!

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?
Mine. 'Course. Checking to see if anyone knows it exists.

10. What are you wearing?
Red turtleneck, slate grey blazer and black jeans. My office is frickin' cold!

Can I get back to my granola now?

Thanks.

carlae said...

1. No
2. haven't even combed it yet
3. no
4. besides these questions?
5. getting ready to drive to Portland
6. that's kind of a personal question, isn't it? coffee
7. no
8. neither
9. Gale my sister
10.again, personal. shirt and pants and the usual suspect of under-roos.

unfinishedrambling said...

1. No.
2. So so.
3. Yes. Haven't gotten to breakfast yet and it's already 9:15. What the heck!
4. Yes. I'm junking my car today and I'm wondering what's next, with a limited budget.
5. Yes. Calling the junkyard.
6. A toothbrush.
7. No, not yet.
8. 1.
9. Taunt Vortex
10. Sweats, underwear, socks and shoes and a t-shirt from the "Church St. Wiffle Ball Tournament" on the front and "Wizzle Bizzle For Shizzle My Dizzle" on the back with the "For" in a wiffleball between two crossed wiffleball bats.

Now is this a giveaway? I'd like mine with a cherry on top, please, thanks, if it is.

Jeff said...

maureen - Funny stuff! And I'm so sorry to keep you from your granola. Nobody... I repeat... NOBODY likes soggy granola.

carlae - Not a morning person eh?

unfinished rambling - No, this is not a giveaway, it's a YoYo. That's a MeMe I put together for YouYou to answer. Then, I throw it down and it comes right back with your answers. I'm impossibly clever, aren't I?

Roger said...

Good Morning to you!

1) Clifford the Big Red Dog

2) Bad - I don't care though because I will be scrubbing my basement right after this comment.

3) Suprisingly, no.

4) Danny is crying for some reason, but he's not annoying me. So I guess the answer would be no.

5) I probably should be downstairs cleaning up the basement - in fact, Jenni just reminded me of that (better hurry)

6) My finger with peanut butter on it - I was wiping off the knife that I used to spread it onto my kids waffles.

7) No.

8) Hmmmm. Now that you said that... Number 1, I guess.

9) June Cleaver Nirvana - last night. You are my first today, and last until my basement is cleaned. Jenni is really serious now...

10) Green Shorts and a "I'm Grumpy because you're Dopey t-shirt from Walt Disney World. Oh, and some grey boxer briefs. :)

Bye-bye

Windyridge said...

1. Song, Dead Wing by Porcupine Tree (no remarks please)
2.I never have a good hair day.
3.Always hungry
4.Something is always annoying me?
5.No..well maybe cleaning the house
6.Do you really want to know????LOL Actually just applesauce
7.No but I have been known to do that and type quietly.
8. No not yet
9. Jennie Johnson
10. Bluejeans and sweatshirt.

cathouse teri said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what? Nope. But got a song rattling around in my head. The song from LOVE ACTUALLY ~ Christmas Is All Around Us.

2. Are you having a good hair day? I always have a good hair day.

3. Are you hungry? No.

4. Is something annoying you? Yes. The fact that I am not in Southern California. :)

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else? I don't think so. I am always right where I intend to be. And always arrive when I intend to.

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? We probably can't say that on this family show.

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)? People I know don't let me do that. They can hear me typing.

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2? Ladies don't answer such questions ~ and God knows, I am a lady!

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one? Single Mom's Seeking blog post about "promise rings."

10. What are you wearing? A skirt. As always. (The top is optional, on a moment by moment basis.)

Michelle said...

Really? Ok, I'm game.

1) Nope
2) Nope
3) Nope
4) Nope (other than the quiz) ;)
5) Yes... working. But I really don't feel like it today.
6) Oatmeal (mmmm oatmeal)
7) Nope
8) Nope
9) Swishy's
10) Jeans and a t-shirt

Did I pass? :)

Jennine said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?

I'm streaming talk radio on the computer.

2. Are you having a good hair day?
Chin or head?

3. Are you hungry?

I'm craving Chicken Fried Rice!

4. Is something annoying you?

Yes. Living in a town without a Chinese food joint annoys me.

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?

Nope! I'm officially retired until the bus pulls up at 3:30 PM.

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Monster Chai Hai

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?

I'm female and have great multi-tasking skills. I can do both.

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?
That Depends.

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?

http://topshelftalk.blogspot.com/


10. What are you wearing?

Turtleneck, hooded sweatshirt, blue jeans and wool socks. Brrrr....

Phil said...

1. This Will Be Our Year, by The Zombies
2. I always have a good hair day when I wear my hat.
3. Actually, yes, it's breakfast time.
4. Just the fact that I'm tired all the time.
5. I should be teaching the kids, but my wife is going over Spanish with them.
6. An Advil.
7. Nope.
8. Just went.
9. ISTP Dad
10. Shorts and a shirt with a fish on it.

Jacki said...

1. No

2. No

3. Yep, eating lunch right now

4. My sister's dead-beat baby-daddy

5. Yep, working ;-)

6. Now that could be a personal question depending on what time of day ;-) But if you must know, a bite of taco salad

7. Nope

8. Nope

9. VE

10. Ummm...that's kind a kinky question. Pants, shirt and sweater

Fancy Schmancy said...

1. Allman Brothers - Soul Shine
2. okay hair day
3. full
4. something is always annoying me, that's the kind of person I am
5. I'm supposed to be a princess, living in a castle and being catered. Somone screwed up.
6. Subway
7. not on the phone
8. just went, thanks for asking
9. March of the Platypi
10. we're all naked under our clothes

Mom Thumb said...

1. The news.
2. It's all right.
3. Yes.
4. This story about baby high heels.
5. Yeah, mowing the lawn.
6. Coffee. That's why I'm hungry.
7. No.
8. No.
9. I checked mine for comments. (You may want to visit - I'm offering jam.)
10. My nightgown. Everything I've done this morning has been inside so I have not bothered to put on real clothes.

Aren't you glad you asked?

Whit said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?

Song: Orson's Theme by the Bill Evans Trio

2. Are you having a good hair day?

I don't have enough hair to warrant an opinion.

3. Are you hungry? Um, not especially.

4. Is something annoying you? Yes.

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else? Now? No. In the big picture? Yes.

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Coffee.

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)? Nope.

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2? Now that you mention it...

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one? Rattling the Kettle

10. What are you wearing? Shorts and the t-shirt I slept in. That's how I roll.

Babs (Beetle) said...

1. Yes TV - The News
2. Yes. I get those a lot lately
3. Nope, just finished dinner
4. Nope
5. Nope. My times my own really
6. Ice lolly (popsicle)
7. Nope
8. Nope
9. Drowsey Monkey
10. Jeans & T-shirt

Jeff said...

roger - I totally need one of those "I'm Grumpy because you're Dopey" tee shirts. Is your basement clean yet?

windyridge - I wouldn't eveb know what to remark about Porcupine Tree. I've never heard of them!

teri - You might want to have your shoulder straps reinforced.

michelle - Nope ;-)

jennine - Give your Chai Hai a few more minutes and then reanswer #8.

phil - Hey, thanks for the idea. I haven't heard nor thought about "This will be our year" forever.

jacki - #10 was a perfectly tame question. I can't help it your mind's in the gutter ;-)

fancy - #5... funny! Someone screwed up indeed.

mom thumb - Oooh jam! I'll be right there!

whit - Hey, keep the big picture out of this!

babs - Heh... ice lolly. You silly Brits.

Flip Flop Momma said...

damn, your just too nosey today..damn dude..

;)

regan said...

1. TV - Exiled
2. Sort of
3. No
4. I have to write out science definitions on index cards
5. No
6. Cookies and cream ice cream
7. No
8. No
9. I checked the comments on JD's blog, idothings
10. Pink tshirt, with a gray cami, and jean capris

Shieldmaiden96 said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?

I dont watch TV. Right now, listening to 'Roam' by the B-52s, which means I won't be subjected to 'Love Shack' before 5pm. Oh! Olivia Newton-John! Awesome!

2. Are you having a good hair day?

I'm having a not-bad-for-slightly-unwashed hair day. With a headband.

3. Are you hungry?
Nah. Thirsty, though.

4. Is something annoying you?
The music in this office.

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?

I'm supposed to be auditing claims. Which sounds about as exciting as it is. Or is about as exciting as it sounds. Its so boring I can't explain it properly.

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

A cup of ice cold Crystal Light Mandarin Rooibos that I mixed up in a little styrofoam cup because 'the big cup' that everyone shares in this office is somewhere else and I can't find it.
(Yeah. One cup. I also have co workers that walk around with rifles. Waiting for the water cooler to be replaced by a bucket with a tin dipper in it.)

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?

Nope. Thankfully I am rarely on the phone and when I am, for relatively short periods.

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?

Nope. Evacuated and comfortable, thanks.

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?

'That Blue Yak'- a bizarre and hilarious guy from my former hometown.

10. What are you wearing?

Walmart jeans and a 'Wellsboro Basketball' t-shirt.

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Jeff said...

flip flop momma - Right. This coming from a woman who just wrote "I honestly felt like my intestines were going to protrude out my anus...and that is not a good feeling." on her blog.

regan - I'm sorry you had to hear that. But hey... cookies and ice cream! Yum!!!

shieldmaiden96 - At first I thought you said you were "auditing clams." Would that be more exciting?

Flip Flop Momma said...

ok, u got me!

Jaffer said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what? Yes - Family Ties
2. Are you having a good hair day? Can there be any other ?
3. Are you hungry? Yes I am
4. Is something annoying you? My eye is twitching and I don't know why
5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else? Yea I am supposed to be in the kitchen preparing dinner
6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?Vector Cereal and Milk
7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)? No, I am not on the phone
8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2? Thank Goodness no.
9. What was the very last blog you read before this one? Beetle-Blog.com
10. What are you wearing? Huh ?

Kurt Schroeder said...

1. Neither, but before I hopped over here I was watching a rather compelling case about some disgruntled prom goers and a limo service on Judge Judy.
2. I'm wearing pig tails...and I'm 36. Does that answer your question?
3. Slightly
4. Yes, but it might annoy me even more to get into it here.
5. I should be making dinner.
6. M&Ms (like I said, I should be making dinner)
7. Nope
8. Nada
9. My friend Jennifer's.
10. Aren't you cheeky?

danelle said...

1. I just paused Oprah to come and check email

2. God no

3. No I just ate half a sleeve of saltines with real butter

4. See #2

5. Yes, we are going on a motorcycle ride tonight and I should be getting ready but I'm sluggish, see #3.

6. A cigarette

7. No

8. I could go. (number 1)

9. woulda coulda shoulda

10. Shorts, a polo no shoes or socks.

Jeff said...

flip flop momma - I guess you really made an ass out of yourself this time(ha ha)

jaffer - Ok, #1... vector cereal? What is that, made just for engineers and pilots? And #2... you seemed a little surprised by my "what are you wearing" question. Did I catch you off-guard? Just saying.

kurt - I hate to spoil all the fun, but for those people who don't realize Sandy actually wrote your comment, "I'm wearing pig tails...and I'm 36. Does that answer your question?" is REALLY freakin funny!

danelle - Saltines... they're not just for soup anymore! Nice to see you. Hope you had a nice ride!

Jaffer said...

@Jeff - Ok I was kidding, I was wearing an orange muscle-tee and black shorts.

I just found out that Vector Cereal is only made in Canada.
Thus, that confirms why you are surprised.

Now that you mentioned it, I guess it is cereal made just for me ;-)

Heather said...

1. Kitchen Nightmares
2. I never have a good hair day.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. Only in my mind.
6. Baby fingers.
7. no.
8. Not currently.
9. http://www.tropicofmom.com/
10. wouldn't you like to know? Perv.

Elizabeth said...

1. Netflix-Bones
2. I never have a good hair day
3. nope, just finished supper
4. my dog
5. Yes, walking the dog
6. taco salad
7. No, I hate it when people do that to me
8. Not right now
9. China Adopt Talk
10. Jeans, t-shirt, old flannel shirt
:)That was fun!

Jeff said...

jaffer - I knew it! At least it wasn't high heels (I've seen similar in your city you know).

heather - I haven't tried baby fingers in a long time. Are they still as sweet as they used to be?

elizabeth - How is your dog annoying you. Is he talking like Fran Drescher or something?

Corrina said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?
Yes- I'm watching Without a Trace!

2. Are you having a good hair day?
If you saw my hair, you would laugh until you peed yourself.

3. Are you hungry?
No. But I am thirsty! Thanks for reminding me. :-)

4. Is something annoying you?
My inability to sleep. :-(

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?
In bed and sleeping. lol

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Water.

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?
No! That's so rude! ha ha

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?
No and ick! LOL

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?
Special Kind of Stupid.

10. What are you wearing?
White t-shirt and PJ pants. Soooo comfy!

How fun this was! You're so creative. :-)

Gette said...

1. Sid the Science kid is on. if it attracts my attention, Thing 4 berates me: "Mom, it's a kid show not a grownup show!"
2. No. Went to sleep with too much gel.
3. A little
4. Nope
5. Not yet.
6. Tea
7. No
8. No
9. Whatever Christina is calling hers this week.
10. Jammies and a sweatshirt. I love not having to go to school until noon!

Impetua said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?

Dora the Explorer, due to the heavy toddler population in my household.

2. Are you having a good hair day?

Too early to tell. Do I have good hair days?

3. Are you hungry?

No, I am eating an apple fritter.

4. Is something annoying you?

The fact that I'm already broke the day after payday.

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?

Not right at this moment, no, aside from getting ready for school and getting the kids ready to go and doing some cleaning and and and...
Okay, maybe yes.

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

See question #3.

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?

No.

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?

No. Neither. And would I tell you if I did? Maybe.

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?

My friend Eric's blog. Wish he'd update.

10. What are you wearing?

Orange t-shirt, orange plaid Oxford shirt, blue jeans, bright yellow Crocs. I look like a traffic cone.

Jeff said...

corrina - Wow, watching Without a Trace at 5:50 in the a.m.? Maybe they can help you find your sleep.

gette - Sid the Science Kid? Is that like Bill Nye the Science Guy? Or my favorite... Beakman's World!

impetua - Fun outfit. Are you on safety patrol today? ;b

April said...

1. No.
2. eh
3. STUFFED - just ate me some Taco Bell.
4. Oh, always!
5. I'm where I'm supposed to be (work), but I don't think this qualifies as work.
6. my coffee.
7. nope
8. just got back :)
9. The Insanity of Unorganized Chaos
10. Dude, you're happily married!

Durblady said...

1. Twistin By the Pool - Dire Straits, courtesy of the Red Lesters
2. Yes!
3. Nope
4. Nope
5. Nope
6. Baked Lays from Subway
7. Nope
8. Nope
9. Deliberate Peace
10. Red logo shirt and black pants

VE said...

1. Are you listening to a song or watching a TV show? If so, what?

Yeah, it’s some song I recognize but can’t understand the lyrics and don’t know the name of. It’s by some band I never remember to associate with that song.

2. Are you having a good hair day?

Yeah, one of them was good. The others beat it senseless…

3. Are you hungry?

I like to stay hungry. They say it builds character. My character is pretty big now…

4. Is something annoying you?

Only the guise of a Q&A post when Jeff couldn’t come up with a funny original post!

5. Are you supposed to be somewhere else - or doing something else?

Of course. That’s what makes the moment fun!

6. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

My foot…

7. Are you on the phone (and ignoring the person you're talking to)?

I don’t like to get on the phone. It’s not that sturdy and I’m afraid my weight would break it.

8. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1 or 2?

I don’t have to. I could just go right here where I am standing…

9. What was the very last blog you read before this one?

That’s easy, it’s the blogger that has commented more than you on MY blog!

10. What are you wearing?

My skin. It’s a pain to remove…

DFTF said...

1. neither
2. I'm having a lazy hair day, won't know if it's good or bad till I try to style it.
3. YES. Sending hubs out right now.
4. hunger
5. nope
6. Hmmm, nuts. Heh.
7. nope
8. pipes are currently clean as a whistle!
9. Is it bad that I can't remember?
10. Black jeans and a gray polo shirt.

Jeff said...

april - Re #8... Hope everything came out ok in the end. ba-dum!

durblady - So sorry... hope you have a better hair day tomorrow ;b

ve - I knew you wouldn't be able to leave a straight answer (not that there's anything wrong with that). And #4... you just jealous you didn't think of it first? ;-) Also #9... there aren't very many!

dftf - #6... you like tea eh?

ladykpk said...

1.Springstein Streets of Phili
2.far too early to decide
3.Not now
4.Lots of things!
5.Possibly yes
6.Marmite Toast
7.I never ignore :)
8.NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9.jerrychicken
10.top and pants

B. M. Lee said...

1. No

2. I guess so

3. I'm eating. Does that count?

4. The hand I burned at work today

5. No I just got home

6. I'm currently eating cereal

7. No

8. Well now that you say it...

9. Jeninne's

10. My Papa John's uniform

JD at I Do Things said...

1. No!
2. Yes, surprisingly
3. No, I just ate a giant candy bar
4. Yes, my laziness
5. I should be working
6. Vicodin
7. HA! No, I save Entrecard dropping for phone calls.
8. Um . . . not yet.
9. Nanny Goats in Panties: http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/
10. Red tank top and gray shorts.

Hmmm. I'm pretty boring. But I do love quizzes!

JD at I Do Things

Jeff said...

ladykpk - Ack! Marmite! So you're one of those people eh? ;-)

b.m. lee - I love that Papa John's uniform. Because it means you have a job.

jd - Please define "giant" because no candy bar can be too big for my taste.