Here's a question for you... Are you smarter than a chicken?
I have serious doubts that I am.
You know those demonstrations where the chicken remembers which button to push to get the corn, and never gets it wrong?
Well apparently I can't be trained to remember something that I've been doing nearly every day for a year and a half.
Here's what I'm talking about...
Our Ford Taurus has that ridiculous feature where all the doors automatically lock as soon as you go over 5 mph, and EVERY time I get out of the car and need to open the back door I forget that it's locked, grab the handle and try to flip it open. This causes my fingers to slip off the handle with a painful and humiliating snap!
In fact, I do this so often that now everytime it happens I start clucking like a chicken in honor of my stupidity.
So wait... I guess I can be trained after all.