Last night Charli and I were watching TV and a commercial for this popular sleep aid product came on. The ad itself wasn't all that interesting, but we cracked up at this list of frightening side effects.
sleepwalkingHoly crap! You'd have to be a pretty serious insomniac to sign up for that. The funny thing is, I've heard a few tokes off the old doobage works pretty well for insomnia also. But of course that's not an option since it's illegal, because... uh because... oh yeah, it's dangerous.
eating or driving while not fully awake, with memory loss for the event
confusion, agitation, and hallucinations
worsening of depression
risk of suicide
shortness of breath
swelling of your tongue or throat
drowsiness, dizziness and headache
risk of dependency
may be fatal
So anyway, then I went to their web site to read more about it and I saw this picture and became even more frightened.
OH MY GOD... THE PILL THOSE PATIENTS ARE STANDING ON IS HUGE! How in the world could someone be expected to swallow something that big?
But then I saw this disclaimer and my fears were calmed.