Dear Potential Employer:
If you are reading this, you are most likely in the background-check phase of my pending employment. This is a very good sign in that you probably wouldn't be checking my background unless you were interested in hiring me.
It is also good that you've found this blog because it allows me to defend myself against certain items that may have been discovered as a result of your Google search on my name.
Even though these articles appear to be incriminating at first glance, they indeed do not tell the whole story. Therefore, I would like to take this opportunity to dispel any confusion regarding my past by addressing these issues head on.
Here are some of the stories you may be wondering about:
| Jeff Lee, 35, Stoney Fork Road, Corbin - First-degree trafficking in a controlled substance and harboring a vicious animal|
It wasn't my stuff man. Some guy just asked me to hold his backpack, I had no idea what was in it. I was framed. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!
Oh, and I'm sorry... but a Pit Bull/Rottweiler mix is not a vicious animal.
Jeff Lee says he deserved to be jailed for the offense he committed
All right let's be honest... who hasn't gotten drunk in Bintang and stolen a car. What's the big deal. I was young and Asian and experimenting. It happens to everybody.
Jeff Lee cited with four counts of animal cruelty
I don't actually have anything to add to that. That quote explains it perfectly.
Two Winona Men Charged In OD Death
This one wasn't me, but I just wanted to make sure you didn't accidentally read it too fast and not notice he had three parts to his name - like all killers do. See that? "Jeffrey Lee Frey" It's not me. Never murdered, manslaughtered or abetted anyone.
I hope these clarifications remove any doubt of whether or not I would make a good candidate for employment with your company. I can assure you that if I am hired, I will not cause any embarrassment to your fine name. Nor will I ever bring my Pit-Weiler "Fang" on site.
Jeffrey (not Frey) Lee