Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he could.
I have to apologize* in advance for this post.
While we were shopping for items to grill at our campsite in CO, I came across these in the grocery store and just couldn't resist taking a picture. I had no idea such a thing was available.
There are just so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin. Perhaps you can help me start.
*extra apologies to my friend Dan. Anyone who knows him will know why.