I was going through the ad supplement of the newspaper my daughter delivers each week when something disturbing popped out at me in the T.G.I. Friday's ad.
Let's see if you can spot it.
Uh-huh. Apparently Creepy the Clown here is a little more than excited to have the kids stop by on Monday nights.
And Friday's is happy to have him there too. Just look at what they're saying about this magical night:
Make Dinner Time Fun! - Well, I suppose "Make Dinner Time Traumatic" wasn't as catchy
Bring the kids in to see the clown - Ya, I bet he'd like that
Face Painting & Balloon Animals - No, trouser snake is not an actual animal. And this is a family show so I won't even attempt to comment on the face painting.
But seriously... These people need to hire more college freshmen in their marketing department because I guarantee no 18 year old guy would have missed this.*
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm still going to stop by and use my b.o.g.o. appetizer coupon. But when I do I'm going to make damn sure I can see BOTH of this clown's hands at the same time!
*if you still haven't figured out what all the hullabaloo is about by now (mom), click here.