1. A legitimate excuse to dress like this
2. Much like a snowflake, the beautiful patterns my knuckles make when they crack. No two are alike!
3. The blankets stay on the bed
4. Sliding through an intersection saves time
5. When it's 20 below, being able to actually see your breath is comforting proof you're still alive
6. Unlike summer when they're mowing their lawns, fat guys don't shovel their driveways with their shirts off
7. Keeping food on the patio instead of using a freezer saves money
8. You can get a gardner really cheap
9. Shivering violently burns calories
10. The bathroom door doesn't stick!