♫ Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd. And I'm hungry like the wolf. ♫
I'm here at the grand opening of Apt 54, the hottest new party spot in the blogsphere - and anybody who is anybody is partying with us tonight!
It's not a big place, just a studio apartment, but with being out of a job and all it's the only thing I could afford right now. Still this place is packed and everyone is having a blast!
Look! There's Kathy with a bacon martini. And there's VE surrounded by his entourage of gnomes. Celebrities... I tell ya.
♫ Don't turn around, uh-oh. Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh. ♫
I don't see Diesel here. He was invited but I hear he came down with a nasty virus. Bummer for him.
Holy crap! Hang on a second... JD! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!
Dave2 is here and the girls are swooning over him. Wait... they're not swooning over him, they're all ga-ga over his cute little pet monkey. Smooth. Hey, use it if you got it, that's what I always say. What's that?... Sure Dave, I'll tell the DJ to play some Pet Shop Boys.
♫ Call the police, there's a madman around. Running down underground to a dive bar. In a West End town. ♫
Yes, this place is rockin' and people from all over the world are here. There's Dan over there from England, Maureen from Canada, Jaffer from, uh... whereever it is he comes from - and Elizabeth from Alaska. I know, she's still in the United States, but she can see Russia from her front porch so it's just like being from another country.
♫ She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freakeeeeey - yow! ♫
Well then, that's all I have time for right now. I need to restock the champagne and tell Adam to quit exposing himself on the dance floor. My parents are here for pete's sake! Oh well, you can dress him up...
Anyway, so glad all my best friends could join me here tonight. This is a TOTAL blast! Let's plan on doing this again soon.
Oh, and make sure you sign the guest list before you leave!
♫ The days are dull, the nights are long. Guess it's better to say... Goodbye to you! ♫