Comments on View from the Cloud: Mr. Know-It-All

My oldest and middle children BOTH did the poopspl...

2009-07-06T16:57:00.564-05:00

My oldest and middle children BOTH did the poopsplosions at Applebees as infants, so with the third I wisely avoided ever eating there last year. That's not to say that she can't still have a poopsplosion at nearly 14 months old, but the likelihood is less these days.

Dear Mr. KIA,
What is the deal with those jerks who whiz past the long line of cars waiting to go through construction, and then try to cut in at the last minute? Why do they think they're so special?

Thanks Mr Know-it-all, again you've cleared up...

2009-07-05T12:34:36.731-05:00

Thanks Mr Know-it-all, again you've cleared up some of life miseries...I mean mysteries...or was it miniseries? whatever

Happy Anniversary Mr Know It All! You are, by far,...

2009-07-05T09:29:57.129-05:00

Happy Anniversary Mr Know It All! You are, by far, my most favorite of Mooses.

But now I want some scones and tea. It's that damn British heritage creeping up on me again.

Dear Mr Know-It-All, We only gave those countries...

2009-07-05T08:33:40.019-05:00

Dear Mr Know-It-All,

We only gave those countries back because we didn't want them any more and they were starting to insist on things like voting rights and a small share of the profits at the end of the year.

Damned insurgents.

PS - We still own India, and Australia, and Canada, and Hong Kong.

PPS - OK, not Hong Kong, and we haven't reminded those other countries for a while that we still own them, so they may think we don't.

Happy Anniversary, Mr. Know it All! And thank you...

2009-07-05T07:40:18.031-05:00

Happy Anniversary, Mr. Know it All!

And thank you for the history lesson, which you managed to make non-boring.

Awesome Life cover, dude. I gotta go to my local newstand and pick up a few.

Dear Mr. Know-It-All, What's the best holiday ...

2009-07-04T23:08:21.052-05:00

Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
What's the best holiday in the U.S.?

I thought the 4th was so we could have a three day...

2009-07-04T10:14:13.432-05:00

I thought the 4th was so we could have a three day weekend, grill brats and eat watermelon. And then watch sparkly things in the sky.

yellojkt - See Dan's answer. michelle - I had...

2009-07-04T09:10:47.525-05:00

yellojkt - See Dan's answer.

michelle - I had scones once but I didn't like them. For some reason they were made with red beans. I believe they were called kidney scones.

dan - No, I covered those countries too when I said "...Great Britain used to occupy all the countries in the world." That is true, right?

And Hong Kong

2009-07-04T04:43:43.118-05:00

And Hong Kong

And India

2009-07-04T04:43:25.307-05:00

And India

We do have the 4th of July, but we call it thanksg...

2009-07-04T04:42:44.254-05:00

We do have the 4th of July, but we call it thanksgiving day

(apologies to the xbox4nappyrash who I just stole that gag from)

and you missed out Australia. We owned Australia too.

Wow, now THAT'S a freaky board game. But seri...

2009-07-03T20:02:02.097-05:00

Wow, now THAT'S a freaky board game.

But seriously, how could anyone ever get sick of scones? Have you ever eaten good scones? Even the wee ones beg for them... hmm, maybe I'll make some for breakfast tomorrow. Thanks for the idea!

But do they have the Fourth of July in Britain? Hi...

2009-07-03T16:02:13.869-05:00

But do they have the Fourth of July in Britain? Hint: it's a trick question.