tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post3245027926904778114..comments2008-05-17T11:00:52.988-05:00Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-73088582449715032752008-05-17T11:00:00.000-05:002008-05-17T11:00:00.000-05:00Ahahahahaha! You should write for the Enquirer!Maureenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01797167028822330935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-5953822753897851682008-05-16T09:54:00.000-05:002008-05-16T09:54:00.000-05:00I think it's important for everyone to realize that cows are NEVER "innocent". They are predators....in the darkness of night when normal people are asleep, and believe the cows to be slumbering also, they are in fact forming coalitions and devising diabolical plans to take over the world. I WARNED YOU FIRSTdooziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14971254752562678591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-75789285348837261102008-05-16T09:18:00.000-05:002008-05-16T09:18:00.000-05:00Damn cow tweakersGettehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16353094400938089023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-47062817941943601962008-05-16T07:42:00.000-05:002008-05-16T07:42:00.000-05:00I'm with the ACLU on this one--cows have rights, too.Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16253518897502046799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-35323245206470152682008-05-16T00:19:00.000-05:002008-05-16T00:19:00.000-05:00That explains why I've never seen a sleeping cow. The little bastards are all cranked out.Jake Titushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16126069535890252632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-70601675464079354972008-05-15T21:18:00.000-05:002008-05-15T21:18:00.000-05:00So when farmer's find their cows all eviscerated and mutilated, it's not really aliens but rather a Mafia-style warning from other cows to pay their drug debts? Cow-on-cow violence is so sad.Mooselethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16874418427786990740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-53678213258283207712008-05-15T20:15:00.000-05:002008-05-15T20:15:00.000-05:00Absolutely hilarious! Wonder if that means that drinking milk will be addictive and give me energy. Hmmm. I could use the latter, but I'm not up for another addiction right now. Chocolate is more than I can handle.Carynhttp://booklady.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-16832706643191085342008-05-15T13:07:00.000-05:002008-05-15T13:07:00.000-05:00Look at that poor cow's face - they are deeply hurt. Someone from the Coalition Of Wayward Substance-dependants needs to intervene and save those poor things.Queen Goobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02579192188338877091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-28581965383205423882008-05-15T12:52:00.000-05:002008-05-15T12:52:00.000-05:00Yeah, I was more on the lines of methane gas from the cows, which would be less costly to produce and it's easy to hide, say in a field, with a bunch of cows.Carlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17918978945701905213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-69667462827413479552008-05-15T11:45:00.000-05:002008-05-15T11:45:00.000-05:00I knew there was a reason we took Beefcake to the butcher!Windyridgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18390232789014998792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-87598181371086404572008-05-14T22:27:00.000-05:002008-05-14T22:27:00.000-05:00jd - The exact reason I felt it was important to write this piece.<BR/><BR/>sam - Uhhh, I'm gonna need a little help with this one. Maybe I should ask Mr. Know-It-All.<BR/><BR/>drowsey monkey - My mind is usually more "on vacation" than actually "working."<BR/><BR/>sandy - Thank yoooo<BR/><BR/>kathy (at the junk drawer blog) - Absolutely, we should milk them for all they've got.<BR/><BR/>bill - That's it then, I've waited long enough. I'm buying my mad cow protector now.<BR/><BR/>damon - That's right. How can a cow that's high on meth possibly be mad?<BR/><BR/>yellojkt - Good point. I'm glad I didn't think of the methane connection. I would have spent entirely too much time trying to cleverly work it into the post.<BR/><BR/>michelle - I think George Orwell is behind all this.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-73257570472653160382008-05-14T22:12:00.000-05:002008-05-14T22:12:00.000-05:00Wow, it's obviously started with the cows, but at what point do the bad role model cows start spreading it to the other animals on the farm? Can we afford to have our chickens and our sheep and our horses abusing meth or worse?Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803503583347758969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-52944109236881570552008-05-14T21:42:00.000-05:002008-05-14T21:42:00.000-05:00Cows make methane, not methamphetamines. You really don't want to be around a bovine meth lab.yellojkthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09592683505688819187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-15069340099682296692008-05-14T20:01:00.000-05:002008-05-14T20:01:00.000-05:00Sounds like the perfect cure for mad cow disease.<BR/><BR/>Udderly disturbing.damonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15733724163695678060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-60716257354606911112008-05-14T19:30:00.000-05:002008-05-14T19:30:00.000-05:00Unfortunately Americans will die from Mad Cow disease, when it hits here in large numbers. All cows should be checked, like in Japan because we just missed getting it in our food supply a few times.Billnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-65533032789740971332008-05-14T19:23:00.000-05:002008-05-14T19:23:00.000-05:00Did you know some cows can have an extra set of non-functioning teats? So they could advertise themselves as "thrice the teats!" Not that it would necessarily get them more meth, but you never know. More teats has to be good, right?Kathy at the Junk Drawer Bloghttp://www.junkdrawerblog.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-26158008825567871672008-05-14T18:38:00.000-05:002008-05-14T18:38:00.000-05:00Wow. I was really MOOved by that.Sandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377174692899802883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-91960570444197220262008-05-14T18:36:00.000-05:002008-05-14T18:36:00.000-05:00The way your mind works...scary, lol.Drowsey Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17679094659957098225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-1478178812123953232008-05-14T18:04:00.000-05:002008-05-14T18:04:00.000-05:00I thought that 'bovine intervention' was something that Welsh people did at the weekends?Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04412913007882354262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-46965265381625358932008-05-14T15:29:00.000-05:002008-05-14T15:29:00.000-05:00<EM>Won't somebody please think of the cows!</EM>JD at I Do Thingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-51500464868387831362008-05-14T13:15:00.000-05:002008-05-14T13:15:00.000-05:00mom thumb - Watching out for cows at your meth lab is very responsible of you. Good work!<BR/><BR/>elizabeth - How do you think Kemps gets such happy cows?<BR/><BR/>julie - Really? It took until this post before you were disturbed? Obviously I'm not trying hard enough.<BR/><BR/>ve - You thought prime rib was expensive before!<BR/><BR/>alice - They're a good value too, because if you keep buying them, you only have to eat once a week.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-42095809623576988922008-05-14T13:09:00.000-05:002008-05-14T13:09:00.000-05:00I'd be interested in trying the new Meth Burger at Wendy's.Alicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02312731015432167519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-55642745717695330202008-05-14T13:04:00.000-05:002008-05-14T13:04:00.000-05:00But I like a little meth in my prime rib...VEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-1837941236756716952008-05-14T11:58:00.000-05:002008-05-14T11:58:00.000-05:00Oh...I...uh...wow...I'm somehow laughing a bit while deeply disturbed.Julie Pipperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03169574697104642479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-12956937492759433262008-05-14T10:31:00.000-05:002008-05-14T10:31:00.000-05:00Ahhh, that's why cows always look stoned!Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06544076384942487436noreply@blogger.com