tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post3459009468832750994..comments2008-04-29T19:53:13.185-05:00Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-44700586304309870592008-04-29T19:53:00.000-05:002008-04-29T19:53:00.000-05:00At least you didn't watch <I>Gigli</I>.yellojkthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09592683505688819187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-26864375266265385892008-04-29T15:19:00.000-05:002008-04-29T15:19:00.000-05:00Angel Eyes is actually worth watching. She punches out a guy in that movie too. Just once though. Plus it has that guy with the eyes. The one that was in the Jesus movie.Shieldmaiden96http://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-11399920749677892672008-04-29T14:53:00.000-05:002008-04-29T14:53:00.000-05:00Were you implying I have style? Ha ha ha ha ha. Seriously, while there is a feel to everyone's blog I don't think I've got any particular trademark I can sue you on. I'll check with the lawyers though...VEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-57827458536036463882008-04-29T14:52:00.000-05:002008-04-29T14:52:00.000-05:00I still think Viagra made a warning into a commercial, but I should have been more sensitive about the Texas compound because of the innocent women and children being exploited. Their leader, Warren Jeffs admitted he pulled a hoax on his followers.Billnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-59691748056598631472008-04-29T14:14:00.000-05:002008-04-29T14:14:00.000-05:00"Ass Effects" has to be an inside joke. That's better than the cock on the little mermaid vhs cover.Jake Titushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16126069535890252632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-45343548613504405702008-04-29T11:18:00.000-05:002008-04-29T11:18:00.000-05:00sam - No way. I'll pay you money to do it for me.<BR/><BR/>drowsey monkey - It would actually kinda make sense if there was an "l" in the product name, but as it stands, it's just called AcipHex - which makes no sense at all. <BR/><BR/>kathy - Just doing my job as designated consumer smartass.<BR/><BR/>jd - How do you even say Acip-Hex? Bizarre. <BR/><BR/>corrina - Actually, it was a fairly entertaining movie, in a fantasy kick butt kind of way.<BR/><BR/>jon d - If you ever want to run a new product name by me first, just let me know ;-)<BR/><BR/>mom thumb - Well, you still probably have a dirty mind - but you're welcome.<BR/><BR/>bill - You DO realize you're my dad, right? Ewwww.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-24054614275762767442008-04-29T10:31:00.000-05:002008-04-29T10:31:00.000-05:00The cleverest advertisement ever conceived is the four hour Viagra warning. Of course men should call their doctor, but with gratitude for the prescription!! Next they could run off and join the polygamist church in Texas. where men write all the rules for their wives. Women cannot smile, laugh, cry, complain, and must talk softly. Their motivation is that the husbands decide which wives get to heaven, but if you go there, take plenty of Viagra, and hope for the four hours.Billnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-62753449545863866142008-04-29T09:53:00.000-05:002008-04-29T09:53:00.000-05:00THANK YOU! Every time that ad comes on, I wonder who got stoned and thought that was a good name. Then I think maybe I just have a dirty mind. I feel vindicated.Mom Thumbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15191483830587029419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-66331806170168791602008-04-29T07:21:00.000-05:002008-04-29T07:21:00.000-05:00That's funny...will have to be careful next time we come up with a cheeky name for a new product!<BR/><BR/>Sorry about the J-Lo marathon...so sorry.Jon Dhttp://blog.gracobaby.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-78675569046915694812008-04-28T20:10:00.000-05:002008-04-28T20:10:00.000-05:00LOL! How I haven't noticed that before I have no idea. Oh and I love that movie Enough! Which is weird because I can't stand her. lolCorrinahttp://www.myrandomblog.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-3794769433635142162008-04-28T19:10:00.000-05:002008-04-28T19:10:00.000-05:00Oh, my god, that's funny. Wait'll I tell Dave. We saw that commercial recently (not at 1:00 am, I can assure you), and he was all bent outta shape because, he claimed, that if you're going to pronounce it as Aci-Phex, you shouldn't uppercase the H, or it looks like it should be pronounced Acip-Hex.<BR/><BR/>But now I'm thinkin' that Acip-Hex is an improvement over Ass Effects, which we didn't even catch.<BR/><BR/>Good one.<BR/><BR/>JD at <A HREF="idothings.info" REL="nofollow">I Do Things</A>JD at I Do Thingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-16588411658638491412008-04-28T18:41:00.000-05:002008-04-28T18:41:00.000-05:00My God. AssEffects. I got nothin' else to say. Except thank you for discovering this. I leave all these things up to you, Jeff. Where would we be without you?Kathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12168816435565273787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-88861765095058312442008-04-28T18:21:00.000-05:002008-04-28T18:21:00.000-05:00It's not a good sign when you're in bed with your wife and she wants to watch a movie ... cause what else is there to do? hmm....<BR/><BR/>As for the assiflex ... omg I've seen that commercial and never thought of that! LOL LOLDrowsey Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17679094659957098225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-71515954787184299172008-04-28T17:48:00.000-05:002008-04-28T17:48:00.000-05:00I will give you actual money if you can sit all the way through Maid in Manhattan.Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04412913007882354262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-83555538130922785852008-04-28T17:30:00.000-05:002008-04-28T17:30:00.000-05:00anon - Sure you did... you learned not to watch J-Lo movie marathons anymore. :-)<BR/><BR/>april - There's always a silver lining in everything if you watch for it.<BR/><BR/>teacher - Thanks. So you're saying they meant to name it that way? Ohhh kaaay.<BR/><BR/>ff mamma - You don't like movies? Just Lepp concerts eh?<BR/><BR/>michelle - The name as it's spelled doesn't really make any sense either. But the way it's pronounced is hysterical.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-80876336628086017472008-04-28T17:21:00.000-05:002008-04-28T17:21:00.000-05:00Jeff, I do believe you have a future in product development and marketing. Of course reading the logo, I kept seeing Acip Hex and thinking that was a horrible name. But maybe it's a little better than asseffects.Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803503583347758969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-61786294255520184142008-04-28T17:17:00.000-05:002008-04-28T17:17:00.000-05:00I hate movies,always have...and J.Lo doesnt thrill me..haha<BR/><BR/>Funny AssEffects...<BR/><BR/>come 4 my birthday blow this weekend..hahaFlip Flop Mommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09065691170535846749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-6951406153132236942008-04-28T17:06:00.000-05:002008-04-28T17:06:00.000-05:00Oh, I bet they knew what they were doing. Pharmaceutical companies hire nomenclature consultants to name drugs - they're geniuses - kinda like those disney graphic artists who sneak in underwater sea castles that resemble penises.<BR/><BR/>BTW, that was a funny post :)Student Teacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14308870031118858998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-67616252153877927252008-04-28T16:19:00.000-05:002008-04-28T16:19:00.000-05:00Oh, this is perfect. You blogged about what I imagine was the most entertaining thing to come out of a JLo marathan. Thanks!Aprilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12051174636017409935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-41736177326866896992008-04-28T16:05:00.000-05:002008-04-28T16:05:00.000-05:00Don't tell anybody but I ended up watching a J-Lo movie marathon. They say you learn something new everyday but I didn't learn anything new on Saturday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-68746416099593683272008-04-28T15:39:00.000-05:002008-04-28T15:39:00.000-05:00sornie - Now you don't have watch it for another reason!<BR/><BR/>avitable - Believe it or not, I only saw it once during the 5 hours I was held hostage by J-Lo. On the other hand, I think they showed that stupid Denny's Grand Slam commercial (the one where he pulls the Ultimate Breakfast sign down with his truck) EVERY single commercial break. And I'm not exaggerating.<BR/><BR/>groovy mom - It wouldn't be hard. If I didn't know I was watching regular TV programming, I would have thought it was an SNL spoof for sure.<BR/><BR/>teri - I could totally see how women who have had jerky ex-husbands/boyfriends could identify with that movie. She did play a pretty kickass character.<BR/><BR/>ve - I kept thinking that piece was something you would have come up with. I hope you don't have your style copyrighted. <BR/><BR/>ajooja - <I>Note to self... must rent Into The Blue.</I> <BR/>I've heard tales of J.A.'s tail in that movie.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-17278762284517297012008-04-28T15:28:00.000-05:002008-04-28T15:28:00.000-05:00We got stuck like that the other night watching "Into the Blue," starring Jessica Alba's AssEffects in a bikini.<BR/><BR/>The movie and the ass were both much better than I remembered.ajoojahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575904083933131458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-60863811549979064082008-04-28T14:28:00.000-05:002008-04-28T14:28:00.000-05:00AssEffects. That's classic, Jeff! "Ask your proctologist if Ass Effects are right for you..." ha ha haVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-4802230439128434492008-04-28T14:08:00.000-05:002008-04-28T14:08:00.000-05:00I love the movie ENOUGH! She just totally f...... er... um... firks that guy up!<BR/><BR/>And she's good in that movie with Bob Redford (I call him Bob cause I'm from Utah. It's called... um... well, anyway ~ it's good. Her role is similar, but not quite so violent. Morgan Freeman is superb in it. Of course I think he's the sexiest man alive. I would break my rule of never marrying again if he would marry me. No sh... er... shirp.<BR/><BR/>Ass effects! Love it!<BR/>I don't watch commercials, but now I will probably try to catch that one! <BR/><BR/>Maybe Dr. Evil is the CEO of that company?cathouse terihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02547258612468286876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-12845631299333477262008-04-28T13:44:00.000-05:002008-04-28T13:44:00.000-05:00Hey, we had a movie night last night too! We started ours at 6:00 PM, though, so hubby could be in bed by 10. :-P<BR/><BR/>Ass effects! LOL! I can hear my 17 year old composing a spoof as I speak.Groovy Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17832495079371007018noreply@blogger.com