Comments on View from the Cloud: Central Minnesota Crime Logs

Very witty! I like the numerous Superman reporting...

2009-11-25T00:13:00.416-06:00

Very witty! I like the numerous Superman reportings ;)

The following morning, he was spotted on the golf ...

2007-05-13T11:03:00.000-05:00

The following morning, he was spotted on the golf course, attempting to catch the rare, white Titleist butterfly in his net. He failed, but a couple of balls were damaged in the process.

ummm...they lost the guy and he was driving a golf...

2007-05-12T00:12:00.000-05:00

ummm...they lost the guy and he was driving a golf cart? WTH!

I'll give it a shot.

I like to picture Jesus as a naked guy driving a golf cart, and he stops and pee's and I'm about to sock him one cause he's peeing but then I notice there's something special about this guy, so I better not sock him one and it turns out it's Jesus

That's going to be my new excuse for everything. ...

2007-05-11T23:29:00.000-05:00

That's going to be my new excuse for everything. "Well, sure, I've done that in the past..."

The officers assumed he was trying to catch a buzz...

2007-05-11T20:41:00.000-05:00

The officers assumed he was trying to catch a buzz?

Remember, Illegal is just a sick bird.

2007-05-11T20:06:00.000-05:00

Remember, Illegal is just a sick bird.

Once we were camping in the BWCA, and we all urina...

2007-05-11T19:35:00.000-05:00

Once we were camping in the BWCA, and we all urinated off this little ledge. In a couple days there were like fifty swallowtail butterflys lapping up the salt. Maybe the guy was just a nudist putting out bait.