tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post5497591615405789963..comments2007-09-06T12:04:22.009-05:00Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-72750742987065122752007-09-06T12:04:00.000-05:002007-09-06T12:04:00.000-05:00Oh man, I'm snorting food all over the key board here reading this. I could use this for my little Parker b/c for a 3 month old baby, he has THE loudest poop ever, and it smells like rotten eggs. And if we're in public, people would look at me funny! This reminds me of the book "Walter the farting dog" one of my favorite children's book, you should check it out.<BR/><BR/>Now every time you'll have an egg sandwich, you'll remember this comment!wayabettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06993697296070707945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-22110565758915962972007-08-31T17:14:00.000-05:002007-08-31T17:14:00.000-05:00Nice. <BR/><BR/>My favorite line, for some reason, is "BEFORE it exits your pants." <BR/><BR/>Man, if I had a dollar for...L.A. Daddyhttp://www.ladaddy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-69794242010793301122007-08-31T10:01:00.000-05:002007-08-31T10:01:00.000-05:00This is such a guy topic, I just don't know how to comment. Instead I am laughing and shaking my head. What will you guys come up with next?Fourier Analysthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689357373595434853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-87112842175146745672007-08-30T22:05:00.000-05:002007-08-30T22:05:00.000-05:00If only I could get my five boys to feel embarrassment over their fart ripping!<BR/><BR/>Is there a discount for buying in bulk?Jenninenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-65557719984479447562007-08-30T20:38:00.000-05:002007-08-30T20:38:00.000-05:00LMAO! Can I order a week's supply for Kosh, pls? This would be perfect!! :D*lynne*http://www.blogger.com/profile/06245915758105430033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-30014062454238287052007-08-30T16:23:00.000-05:002007-08-30T16:23:00.000-05:00this is <I>genius</I>! just think of the money you'll make at Chili Cook-offs, <I>alone</I>! i see big things in your future, Jeff. smelly, perhaps, but <I>big</I>! : )nevahttp://centralsnark.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-26990963376118973782007-08-30T13:03:00.000-05:002007-08-30T13:03:00.000-05:00mom - Yeah, I suppose you <I>could</I> think of it as a public service infomercial type of thing. Think of the good this product would do!<BR/><BR/>deborah - Coming up with poop/fart-related stories is the easy part. Limiting them is the tough part.<BR/><BR/>julie - You're darned right this is good to know. Now when they become available on market you can be among the first to buy some.<BR/><BR/>dad - Oh that's right, you belong in the fart <I>makers</I> convention. Just ask Rick for a membership application.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-54146804971778447612007-08-30T11:43:00.000-05:002007-08-30T11:43:00.000-05:00Hey, please leave me out of your fart smellers convention!Dadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-66852992007350302022007-08-30T11:17:00.000-05:002007-08-30T11:17:00.000-05:00Oh err uhh good to know...I think.<BR/><BR/>(ROFLMAO, no pun intended)<BR/><BR/>Julie<BR/><A HREF="http://theartfulflower.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Ravin' Picture Maven</A>Julie Pipperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03169574697104642479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-79681556151915352462007-08-30T11:00:00.000-05:002007-08-30T11:00:00.000-05:00Where, oh where do you come up with this stuff? The funny thing is, there was so much thought process and pictures! I love it! And, I was reading it to my 15 year old, who is forever, letting them rip, ANYWHERE,she appreciated it.deborahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14721035825751703244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-64579502170980096272007-08-30T09:19:00.000-05:002007-08-30T09:19:00.000-05:00That was so very informative--thank you very much!!!Momnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-76920590618787004402007-08-30T08:21:00.000-05:002007-08-30T08:21:00.000-05:00carla - Kidding like a fox. I'm just waiting for the patent to go through.<BR/><BR/>yello - Between the smoking, the b.o. and the various colognes and perfumes in a crowded bar, a fart would actually be a welcome smell.<BR/><BR/>gale - I once saw a woman whose pantyhose were all puffed up at her ankles. When I asked her why they looked like that she told me she had just farted.<BR/><BR/>(Damn! - Could that possibly sound <I>any</I> more like my dad?)<BR/><BR/>rick - I think it's more like - through some genetic miracle your nose can't smell them.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-60359489175246292272007-08-30T07:30:00.000-05:002007-08-30T07:30:00.000-05:00Jeff,ie your comment to whit; the reason I'm never embarrassed is because through some genetic miracle, my farts don't stink.ricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-80573993912406860502007-08-29T20:55:00.000-05:002007-08-29T20:55:00.000-05:00I wonder if they would consider heppa-pantyhose? I think that I will continue to hold it in until I can take care of the problem elswhere. Yes it tends to make one suffer from tummy aches, but hey, thats how I roll.Galehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-84941854487332847152007-08-29T20:49:00.000-05:002007-08-29T20:49:00.000-05:00Someone once said that the advantage of crowded bars is that you can fart anytime you want. Now you have solved even that problem.yellojkthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09592683505688819187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-51640558946505128022007-08-29T20:43:00.000-05:002007-08-29T20:43:00.000-05:00BOY, I sure hope you're kidding with this....Carlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17918978945701905213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-44765944842112587582007-08-29T20:23:00.000-05:002007-08-29T20:23:00.000-05:00dan - Be careful. With the proper backpressure, that cork could become a potentially dangerous weapon.<BR/><BR/>stepping - Hi, I am Jeff.<BR/><BR/>mooselet - Well that's not much of a stretch... I ALWAYS need a vacation.<BR/><BR/>heather - Aw, no fair. Everybody's always taking away my funny cigarettes!<BR/><BR/>whit - Good point. I should introduce you to my brother.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-35882028171968335512007-08-29T20:14:00.000-05:002007-08-29T20:14:00.000-05:00We're supposed to be embarrassed?Whithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14818211552756821661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-7942011591191725982007-08-29T20:09:00.000-05:002007-08-29T20:09:00.000-05:00Put down the funny cigarette and back away...Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01979925607834752536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-12273090209939776242007-08-29T20:06:00.000-05:002007-08-29T20:06:00.000-05:00Ok, it's official... I'm really scared now. I think you need a vacation.Mooselethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16874418427786990740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-55715408440686072052007-08-29T18:11:00.000-05:002007-08-29T18:11:00.000-05:00I am speechlessStepping Over the Junkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165163020885309533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-9244067874461327792007-08-29T17:14:00.000-05:002007-08-29T17:14:00.000-05:00No sale. I'll stick with my trusty cork thank you very much.Danwww.allthatcomeswithit.comnoreply@blogger.com