tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post6946966775780376540..comments2009-11-13T20:55:24.168-06:00Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-66987698202333075402009-11-13T20:55:24.168-06:002009-11-13T20:55:24.168-06:00OMG!<br />What a cool idea.<br />I will certainly be able to come up with tons of questions.... that is, if you still need some after all these other lovely people have already posted so many. :)<br /><br />What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?<br /><br />No! Wait!<br /><br />1. When I make my aluminum foil helmet so the government can&#39;t read my thoughts, which side should be facing my head: the shiny side or the non-shiny side?<br /><br />2. When unmentionable cow parts get turned into hot dogs, approximately how many cows can fit into one hot dog? And what happens to the parts that are left over?<br /><br />3. If the galaxy is shaped like a giant pizza, are we the pepperoni or the sausage? Does this mean the vegetarians are aliens?<br /><br />4. Can really good harmonica players yodel and juggle at the same time?Jannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-17608938175046770202009-11-09T11:21:25.321-06:002009-11-09T11:21:25.321-06:00kathy - I&#39;m never sorry to have blog fodder. These questions are awesome. Now I can &quot;bank&quot; them and release the answers over time. Thanks!Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-34797205188477032772009-11-08T10:49:01.648-06:002009-11-08T10:49:01.648-06:00Clearly, all you had to do was ask. You&#39;ll be sorry if you aren&#39;t already.<br /><br />I watched an episode of House Hunters once and a woman said she didn&#39;t want a condo with a smooth-top stove because &quot;it would be too hard to clean.&quot; Why would she say such a stupid thing?<br /><br />My neighbor has to mow his lawn twice weekly in the summer. He fertilizes his lawn. How can I make him understand that when you fertilize, you make it grow more, hence mowing more, hence disturbing all his neighbors more?<br /><br />What happened to Paris Hilton? You never heard anything about her anymore. Who do I thank for that?<br /><br />How can I stop two of my cats from running tag team in the morning to wake us up? They have food in a bowl in the kitchen. What can I do to make them stop bothering our sleep?Kathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12168816435565273787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-89006272584329166792009-11-07T09:44:58.860-06:002009-11-07T09:44:58.860-06:00Nope, keep em coming. In fact I just now thought of a question I will email to Mr. Know-It-All.carlaehttp://carlae.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-88144823314149280692009-11-06T14:57:49.980-06:002009-11-06T14:57:49.980-06:00Cool...I think I&#39;m one of those special people. I better go check my birth certificate...VEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-47755453319112260442009-11-05T18:15:33.508-06:002009-11-05T18:15:33.508-06:00You seem to have a penchant for weird and/or gross food. What exactly is in a fruitcake?Mom Thumbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15191483830587029419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-87472330010764130172009-11-05T17:24:08.104-06:002009-11-05T17:24:08.104-06:00Mr. Know-It-All thanks you all for the questions, and is touched that you care enough to keep him around. <br /><br />Heather - Have you regretted the last phrase of your comment yet? I know it&#39;s supposed to stand for S.E. Minnesota, but you may want to come up with another way to say that. Just sayin.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-49019043647751075512009-11-05T10:27:50.134-06:002009-11-05T10:27:50.134-06:00Oops, I dropped an e in &quot;Marche Slave&quot; sorry.Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01831602215904873587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-46451656145012024512009-11-05T10:27:04.666-06:002009-11-05T10:27:04.666-06:00Mr. Know-it-all cannot leave, I have so many questions left.<br /><br />What ever happened to the rock group Winger?<br /><br />Who decides when a band should wear, or stop wearing, makeup as part of their act?<br /><br />Did you know that the group Poison were actually men the first time you looked at their first album cover?<br /><br />What is the title of the tune from &quot;Kill Bill Vol One&quot; that Darryl Hannah is whistling?<br /><br />Which is a better Tchaikivsky tune; &quot;1812 Overture&quot; or &quot;March Slave&quot;<br /><br />Which candy bar is the absolute best, in your opinion?<br /><br />Can you tell the difference between 200 and 400 thread count sheets?<br /><br />Is Windows 7 going to save me from any nightmares?<br /><br />Should I start buying gold?<br /><br />That should keep you busy for a few minutes. :)<br /><br />Bonus question: Your word verification for me is &#39;tyloater&#39; - care to give me a definition?Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01831602215904873587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-63489327730877557562009-11-05T09:27:54.860-06:002009-11-05T09:27:54.860-06:00What&#39;s the best way to survive winter in Minnesota?Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06544076384942487436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-41909808752529358132009-11-05T09:23:55.083-06:002009-11-05T09:23:55.083-06:00Please, Mr. Know-it-All! We need you!<br /><br />1. Why does my cat&#39;s breath smell so rank but then her fur (which she washes with her rank-breathed mouth) always smells so nice?<br /><br />2. Why does that anti-inflammatory pill I take ONLY suppress my appetite on days I WANT to eat?<br /><br />3. Is it true that food eaten between the hours of midnight and 3 AM have no calories? (please please please)<br /><br />That&#39;s it for now. I&#39;ll try to come up with some more.JD at I Do Thingshttp://idothings.infonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-28729430457925227062009-11-05T07:18:45.617-06:002009-11-05T07:18:45.617-06:00Dear Mr. Know-It-All: Why do you wear spats and no shoes?<br /><br />Dear Mr. Know-It-All: Is there REALLY a Frostbite Falls, Minnesota? If so, do you have a good mall? <br /><br />Dear Mr. Know-It-All: If Rocky was so smart, how come he never saw through those terrible disguises Natasha and Boris wore?Maureenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01797167028822330935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-5356407596265548732009-11-04T23:15:47.911-06:002009-11-04T23:15:47.911-06:00Hmmm. Mr. KIA&#39;s answer makes me sort of sad. Is he trying to tell me something?<br /><br />Dear Mr. KIA,<br />Why do I continue to feed my family things that cause the air to turn green?<br />Thanks,<br />Gagging in SEMNHeatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01979925607834752536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-18844704152875893832009-11-04T21:11:22.028-06:002009-11-04T21:11:22.028-06:00Oh no no no. He can&#39;t go packing.<br /><br />Why do all those special people just described live in Chicago? (More particularly, apparently in the same suburb I do.)<br /><br />Is it a bad sign when your neck starts cracking every time you tilt it to one side?<br /><br />Can a caramel apple ever *really* go bad?<br /><br />Why is it that those who most need sleep are the ones who most resist it?<br /><br />Let me know if you need more. I&#39;m full of &#39;em.<br /><br />Is it a bad sign when my keyboard no longer has the letters embossed on the keys (e, a, s, d, v, n, m, o in particular)?Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803503583347758969noreply@blogger.com