Comments on View from the Cloud: Central Minnesota Crime Logs

Then they hid in the bushes and waited until an un...

2009-07-10T10:36:31.105-05:00

Then they hid in the bushes and waited until an unsuspecting racoon peed on it, spraying himself, lurking off in abject humiliation while they laughed and pointed.

Where they later told the officer, "Shucks, D...

2009-07-08T21:40:04.011-05:00

Where they later told the officer, "Shucks, Dad you never let us have any fun when you're on duty."

... but until they'd poured water on the road ...

2009-07-08T09:23:54.913-05:00

... but until they'd poured water on the road and tested the Saran Wrap's durability.

Ugh. LAME!

BTW, those were hilarious! Oh, St. Cloud, you ARE ...

2009-07-08T07:30:20.376-05:00

BTW, those were hilarious! Oh, St. Cloud, you ARE so quaint!

... after they loaded up their packages of freshly...

2009-07-08T07:29:37.351-05:00

... after they loaded up their packages of freshly wrapped Roadkill dinners.

where they remembered that the TOILET was the prop...

2009-07-07T23:07:37.090-05:00

where they remembered that the TOILET was the proper place for Saran Wrap application.

So ummm it's ring and run? We always called it Ding Dong Ditch. Huh.

I don't have a punchline but I remember an ex-...

2009-07-07T21:12:01.734-05:00

I don't have a punchline but I remember an ex-boyfriend telling me that he and his friends had done that once when he lived in a small town in IL.

... a poor man's slip and slide.

2009-07-07T21:09:32.901-05:00

... a poor man's slip and slide.

You should have been a detective!

2009-07-07T15:56:04.728-05:00

You should have been a detective!

Jeff, I half expected one of them to read that a h...

2009-07-07T15:47:30.394-05:00

Jeff, I half expected one of them to read that a harried mom ran out of diapers and she called the police to have someone bring her a box. And they did. Mayberry indeed!

I'm real curious about the knives. That one's very creepy.

Good answers everyone. Everyone of these are bette...

2009-07-07T13:23:08.449-05:00

Good answers everyone. Everyone of these are better than what I had going.

Pat - That's exactly right. Hopefully they're building their fence out of stone!

"A threat was reported at 7:51 p.m. Saturday....

2009-07-07T12:15:57.510-05:00

"A threat was reported at 7:51 p.m. Saturday. A couple was putting up a privacy fence in their yard and a neighbor became angry and began yelling loudly."

And you wonder why these people wanted a PRIVACY FENCE? Crazy neighbors, anyone?

... and went home and put the Saran wrap on the to...

2009-07-07T12:14:30.905-05:00

... and went home and put the Saran wrap on the toilets where it belongs.

The officer confiscated the saran wrap and wrapped...

2009-07-07T12:06:18.210-05:00

The officer confiscated the saran wrap and wrapped up the case.

that section of the road had been just been repain...

2009-07-07T08:26:24.820-05:00

that section of the road had been just been repainted and they wanted to preserve it's freshness.

... and finished eating all the uncovered leftover...

2009-07-07T06:54:39.788-05:00

... and finished eating all the uncovered leftovers.

... and promised to use environmentally-friendly t...

2009-07-07T02:28:15.230-05:00

... and promised to use environmentally-friendly toilet paper next time.