tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post8809842207070718916..comments2009-10-16T19:54:31.165-05:00Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-48222417217536203742009-10-16T19:54:31.165-05:002009-10-16T19:54:31.165-05:00*gasp*<br /><br />I&#39;ve foolishly been <i>deleting</i> all my get-rich-quick e-mails.<br /><br />*sob*<br /><br />If only I&#39;d answered them all, I could have made millions by now.<br /><br />Instead of debating whether I can afford to buy a 99-cent cheeseburger, I could instead be hiring exotic male servants to scoop the litter boxes with a solid gold scoop...<br /><br />When you get your money, please buy me a time machine.Jannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-63394446331210902902009-10-16T09:39:50.314-05:002009-10-16T09:39:50.314-05:00Why work when you can just get money for free over the internetz? <br /><br />Now... If I can just figure out how to set up my PayPal account...CatLadyLarewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-38373188448938572962009-10-16T09:36:00.655-05:002009-10-16T09:36:00.655-05:00Hey! Here I thought *I* was the winner!<br /><br />I got those exact emails too!<br /><br />Hrumph! Now my plans for that mansion, limo and private jet are dashed.<br /><br />Thanks. Thanks a lot.Maureenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01797167028822330935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-16162025332089639942009-10-15T21:26:01.908-05:002009-10-15T21:26:01.908-05:00I&#39;m thinking the fact that they&#39;re so concientious as to work so early in the morning... I mean, c&#39;mon, 4:44am!<br /><br />Although now I&#39;m thinking that those emails I&#39;ve been deleting in Cyrillic might possibly be a mistake. Bummer.Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803503583347758969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-85075746315738950562009-10-15T19:29:06.895-05:002009-10-15T19:29:06.895-05:00You won&#39;t be the luckiest guy on the planet if you have used sheet rock from China for any of your projects. It desolves wiring and plumbing, and only God knows how the fumes affect homeownersBillnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-8017233412510630792009-10-15T10:08:29.732-05:002009-10-15T10:08:29.732-05:00I haven&#39;t been blessed with any of those e-mails yet. I&#39;m still getting ones for enhancement of body parts that I don&#39;t possess.Mom Thumbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15191483830587029419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-8074853683852772382009-10-15T08:40:17.337-05:002009-10-15T08:40:17.337-05:00I have a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you for next to nothing. You&#39;ll make millions on fees.Webster Worldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12400898270278007467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-76199020943384146852009-10-15T08:33:17.177-05:002009-10-15T08:33:17.177-05:00roger - Uh, if you don&#39;t mind... can you please send that PayPal? I don&#39;t take checks. Thanks friend!<br /><br />absepa - I get an inordinate number of emails written with Asian characters. They look really cool and everything but like your spam, I have no idea what they&#39;re saying. Oh, and I think Tarjetas Bubba sounds like a redneck Target shopper.<br /><br />babs - Sounds good. And then we can go out and drink some champaign later on to celebrate our new fortunes.<br /><br />chubbs - I read that post... very funny! But isn&#39;t it nice to have so many people who are concerned for you?Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-59781457868694500452009-10-15T07:38:54.152-05:002009-10-15T07:38:54.152-05:00I feel your pain Jeff. I&#39;ve had a similar spam experience, though mine revolved around an alleged need for a tune-up down below. Alleged.<br /><br />http://topshelftalk.blogspot.com/2008/02/erectile-dysfunction-hard-on-mail.htmlChubbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08178752976966800500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-78305404206251503362009-10-14T22:46:11.700-05:002009-10-14T22:46:11.700-05:00I&#39;ll probably see you at a few of those funerals ;)Babs-beetlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309239308633895951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-30376507817580436432009-10-14T18:38:08.329-05:002009-10-14T18:38:08.329-05:00I get a lot of emails from someone named &quot;Tarjetas Bubba.&quot; They&#39;re all in Spanish, though, so I don&#39;t know if he&#39;s offering me money or not. I just think &quot;Tarjetas Bubba&quot; is kind of funny.absepahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426282204461264369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-8540242943163418472009-10-14T15:29:36.745-05:002009-10-14T15:29:36.745-05:00Promise? Because I&#39;ll have that check in the mail tonight!Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01831602215904873587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-81394563443033570672009-10-14T15:19:38.609-05:002009-10-14T15:19:38.609-05:00prefers her fantasy life - You can have all the offers you want... You&#39;re just not signing up for the right kinds of emails.<br /><br />roger - I never forget my true friends. In fact, if you send me $10,000 right now, as a token of your commitment to our friendship, I will give you $1,000,000 when I receive my prize money.<br /><br />april - Too funny. Apparently the scamage knows no bounds.<br /><br />rick - Ooh creepy. A phone call from a dead guy! Forget about the money... get a priest!<br /><br />jd - Because... you and I are among the chosen people. Everyone else dreams of being as fortunate as us.Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-42746390356850095992009-10-14T13:51:13.777-05:002009-10-14T13:51:13.777-05:00That&#39;s such a coincidence. I get those same e-mails. How weird is it that BOTH of our e-mails addresses turn up in these cases for millions of dollars?JD at I Do Thingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-12084406161506376512009-10-14T12:38:58.669-05:002009-10-14T12:38:58.669-05:00What a coincidence, I just got a phone call from Ed McMahon. I&#39;ll tell you about it later. Right now I have to go withdraw some money from my bank account to fulfill my eligibility.ricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-71126252366745442009-10-14T12:03:39.166-05:002009-10-14T12:03:39.166-05:00My colleague got the best one ever yesterday. He&#39;s being given thousands of dollars to make up for the losses he may have suffered from scam emails!Aprilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12051174636017409935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-27034456913368615862009-10-14T12:00:40.868-05:002009-10-14T12:00:40.868-05:00I wish you the best of luck, just don&#39;t forget about us &quot;little people&quot; here. :)Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01831602215904873587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11803058.post-3540520126726830102009-10-14T11:54:19.159-05:002009-10-14T11:54:19.159-05:00I wish I had that many offers to meet single men.Prefers Her Fantasy Lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16253518897502046799noreply@blogger.com